Thanks coach. Wait... what?

[Duff Man]

On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:
“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”

http://clemson.scout.com/2/743007.html

 

[leftybuff]

http://clemson.scout.com/2/743007.html

Well, at least he didn't say he was well hung...

 

[slider]

 

[Deleted member 807]

http://clemson.scout.com/2/743007.html

If the baseball gig doesn't work out, there's always cabana boy fallback offer.

Watch out when that coach asks to play 'pitch and catch'.

 

[Cornh8er]

He looks like a complete douche bag... http://clemson.scout.com/a.z?s=46&p=8&c=1&nid=2751215

 

[BrownEyedBuffGirl]

He looks like a complete douche bag... http://clemson.scout.com/a.z?s=46&p=8&c=1&nid=2751215

he looks like...

sweep the leg...do you have a problem with that?...no, sensei

 

[fcjack1]

He's not that hot.

 

[fatbuff]

:hitit:

:wow:

 

[RalphieMalph]

I eat my own feces, mmmmm!!! opcorn::nod:

:wow::wow:

 

[Miagi]

he looks like...

sweep the leg...do you have a problem with that?...no, sensei

Good stuff, lol, that deserves some props :thumbsup: