EDSBS Take:
Bill Callahan, Nebraska.
How fired is he? So ****ing fired.
How soon? Soon. As in possibly today, if you believe rumors, and we always do. The rumor mutates by the hour, but either Nebraska AD Pederson, Callahan, the defensive staff, or varying combinations thereof will all be gone before the coffee in your break room goes cold. The latest unverified, sexy rumor: the extremely unsexy Buddy Ryan will come in to be the interim coach when Callahan is given the cornhole and unceremoniously booted from his job. We want this to happen if only to watch Ryan, perpetually drunk on rageahol, corrupt youth by offering cash bounties on opposing players and get into a fistfight with inflatable mascot/nightmare vision Lil’ Red. Because he will do both.
He should become… a high school physics teacher.
Student: My, that’s a big book, Mr. Callahan.
Mr. Callahan: Yes, it is. Physics requires dedication, Tommy.
Student: Can you teach me what’s in the book, sir?
Mr. Callahan: Of course not. There will be a test tomorrow, though.
Student: I hate you, Mr. Callahan.
Mr. Callahan: I’ll be in the teacher’s lounge, reading Popular Mechanics, Tommy. Good luck.
The talent for making simple things into complex, incomprehensible arcana with poor results just seems like too perfect a fit.
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