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The elephant in the room
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This is exactly what I said, have at least 2 at all times.
Compete each week for the start
She doesn't like the job. The crowd freaks her out. It's not that complicated.
AEROBUFF
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When Blackout retired there was a push from animal rights groups to end running on game day. In the back of my mind, I thought Ember might be the last Ralphie to run on game day. Her temperament and general unwillingness to run is not going to quiet the animal rights groups. The school is not going to want to deal with the PR nightmare if it starts to look like they are forcing her to run.
Anyone heard if she's making the trip to FoCo?
Anyone heard if she's making the trip to FoCo?
I highly doubt Ember will run in FoCo. No reason for CSU to want that.
Perhaps they are afraid football players will crash into that pile of elephant poop at the edge of the field.
Royalties, yo!!
The fact that DBT's profile pic is now on MBG warms my heart.
Oh **** those yokels. 99.9% of animals on this planet wish they had the life Ember has. I personally think that making her run if she doesn't want to is something we shouldn't be doing, but if we go and get another Ralphie that enjoys the run as much Blackout obviously did, those kale burger eating sallies can eat my ass.
AEROBUFF
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I am not saying this is end of Ralphie. I think just the game day run is at risk. I am thinking something like a Mike the Tiger type situation.
I’ll be signing autographs at the CU Bookstore tomorrow from 1 to 2.
I was watching the front inside handler doing seriously hard work pushing her in her right shoulder just to try to get her to run straight a bit. Without that, I’m pretty sure she’d trot directly from the temp corral to her truck.
She’s a Buffalo. She doesn’t understand the gig. It’s not her thing. She shouldn’t have to.
I appreciated the prior Ralphies who were in it to get people to flee from them. Sure, not safe or workable anymore. But dang that was fun to watch.
Regarding safety when Ralphie runs, the other team always comes out after she runs to minimize the risk
SeanMSan
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Be careful! If your ass is fair trade, ethical sourced gluten free, organic, vegan…they just might eat it.
If they are female and somewhat single he might be into it.
Fify
Mods please rename Kaleassbuff. Thanks