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Is there a difference between Auburn and Clemson? Both are down south somewhere, but most of the nation couldn't find either college town on a map (unless the map also hapens to be a google app). Are they in different states? Isn't one in the Southeast Conference and the other one in that other corrupt conference that Miami and Florida State typically dominates?
Both use Tigers as a mascot like LSU and Missouri, so its confusing. It may be because the Bulldog mascot was taken by Fresno State, Yale, and that one team that is a red and black version of Green Bay that plays between the hedgehogs with the genetically compromised canine mascot. There may be other schools in a kudzu infested and civil rights compromised area of the Deep South. Bottom line is that there are too many tigers and bulldogs in sports down there.
Does that Houndstooth checkerboard pattern worn by Alabama women as a fashion accessary somehow tie back to the dental hygene of a notorious southern hound dog?
Do both Clemson and Auburn copy LSU and call their Stadium "Death Valley", too? One has a hawk or falcon that is called a war eagle as a mascot, I think. Is that the one that are boogers who are the barn? It's all so confusing?
If Clemson and Auburn were playing for an Iron Skillet, would anyone keep track of the series, too? It's trivially important to know which big cat themed program has an edge. I know I would care as much about an Alabama-Clemson game as Clemson-Auburn or an Auburn-Alabama game. They are all interchangeable, involve low academic standards, shady recruiting, and maybe a tree gets poisoned or some drunk teabags another drunk.
I don't understand what a Crimson Tide is. Please explain if that is an algea bloom that sometimes invades the Gulf Coast and makes it dangerous to eat shellfish? Why would anyone want to celebrate the rolling of a harmful dinoflagellate?
I think it's cool that Alabama honors the Tuskeegee Airmen by naming their College town after them. When I eat a grand slam breakfast at Denny's, how much of my $5.99 goes towards the naming rights of that fine stadium? And how close to the beach is Tuskeegee, Alabama anyway? My thoughts and prayers go out to all the tornado victims who lost property down that way a few years ago.
How did an elephant become the animal manifestation of this Crimson Tide? Someone said it had to do with a travelling circus or menstruating pachyderm or some nonsense. But maybe there is more to it than that.
Thank you, Bama Charlie, for your steadfast dedication to educating a bunch of Yankee hippies about your way of life and letting us know what taking something seriously enough really means. If Bama football was a religion, you would be Apostle Chuck.
Both use Tigers as a mascot like LSU and Missouri, so its confusing. It may be because the Bulldog mascot was taken by Fresno State, Yale, and that one team that is a red and black version of Green Bay that plays between the hedgehogs with the genetically compromised canine mascot. There may be other schools in a kudzu infested and civil rights compromised area of the Deep South. Bottom line is that there are too many tigers and bulldogs in sports down there.
Does that Houndstooth checkerboard pattern worn by Alabama women as a fashion accessary somehow tie back to the dental hygene of a notorious southern hound dog?
Do both Clemson and Auburn copy LSU and call their Stadium "Death Valley", too? One has a hawk or falcon that is called a war eagle as a mascot, I think. Is that the one that are boogers who are the barn? It's all so confusing?
If Clemson and Auburn were playing for an Iron Skillet, would anyone keep track of the series, too? It's trivially important to know which big cat themed program has an edge. I know I would care as much about an Alabama-Clemson game as Clemson-Auburn or an Auburn-Alabama game. They are all interchangeable, involve low academic standards, shady recruiting, and maybe a tree gets poisoned or some drunk teabags another drunk.
I don't understand what a Crimson Tide is. Please explain if that is an algea bloom that sometimes invades the Gulf Coast and makes it dangerous to eat shellfish? Why would anyone want to celebrate the rolling of a harmful dinoflagellate?
I think it's cool that Alabama honors the Tuskeegee Airmen by naming their College town after them. When I eat a grand slam breakfast at Denny's, how much of my $5.99 goes towards the naming rights of that fine stadium? And how close to the beach is Tuskeegee, Alabama anyway? My thoughts and prayers go out to all the tornado victims who lost property down that way a few years ago.
How did an elephant become the animal manifestation of this Crimson Tide? Someone said it had to do with a travelling circus or menstruating pachyderm or some nonsense. But maybe there is more to it than that.
Thank you, Bama Charlie, for your steadfast dedication to educating a bunch of Yankee hippies about your way of life and letting us know what taking something seriously enough really means. If Bama football was a religion, you would be Apostle Chuck.
