The Rats lost again (Arizona for those who don't know who the **** the "rats" are)

[patebuff]

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[Burrito]

Could you, perhaps, use it in a sentence?

 

[FChairbanks]

With "the Rats" and "bt8257", it's obvious you're terrible at picking names. How about you let us choose a new screen name for you?

can someone please start a poll for this?

 

[Burrito]

can someone please start a poll for this?

bt8257, ya gotta admit, you coulda done a little better with your screen name. C'mon, man, let your freak flag fly! (oh, and please, for the love of god, do not let it contain the word "buff".

 

[bt8257]

Oh what, you guys think I should be calling myself Resident Smartass?

 

[Darth Snow]

Oh what, you guys think I should calling myself Resident Smartass?

Not smart enough. Lots of competition for that position.

 

[Burrito]

Oh what, you guys think I should be calling myself Resident Smartass?

I like where you're headed!

 

[bt8257]

I was being sarcastic. (This is a reply to Snow.)

 

[Burrito]

I was being sarcastic.

Oh, hell.

 

[FChairbanks]

I was being sarcastic. (This is a reply to Snow.)

if you have to explain it, you're not very good...

 

[Darth Snow]

I was being sarcastic. (This is a reply to Snow.)

no kidding? Damn, that totally changes something.

 

[bt8257]

What's next, I call myself Wood Dog?

 

[Deleted member 807]

What's next, I call myself Wood Dog?

Wood Dog shows some character. Just ask the mods for the name change, and make it so.

 

[bt8257]

OK Wood Dog it is.

 

[FChairbanks]

OK Wood Dog it is.

I'm okay with it, but you may actually be more disturbed than I originally thought.

 

[Deleted member 807]

Let's see if Rugged can get a quick win as a new mod.

 

[bt8257]

I'm okay with it, but you may actually be more disturbed than I originally thought.

I must be disturbed if I have an account here.

 

[Uncle Ken]

A few tips on selecting your new Allbuffs name:

1. Use the same name you use for all sites. Preferably something that incorporates your real name (first initial, last name, for instance).
2. Piss off Matt (founding father).
3. Check your text messages frequently for pictures of male genitalia.

 

[bt8257]

I'd like to get an avatar as well.

 

[FChairbanks]

A few tips on selecting your new Allbuffs name:

1. Use the same name you use for all sites. Preferably something that incorporates your real name (first initial, last name, for instance).
2. Piss off Matt (founding father).
3. Check your text messages frequently for pictures of male genitalia.

Orville...is that you?

 

[Darth Snow]

I'd like to get an avatar as well.

that, at least, is easy.

http://www.allbuffs.com/payments.php

 

[bt8257]

Never mind.

 

[bt8257]

A few tips on selecting your new Allbuffs name:

1. Use the same name you use for all sites. Preferably something that incorporates your real name (first initial, last name, for instance).
2. Piss off Matt (founding father).
3. Check your text messages frequently for pictures of male genitalia.

Oh, I can piss people off. That's second nature to me. And #3 won't apply to me. I don't use a cell phone.

 

[bt8257]

Instead of Wood Dog, how about Splinter?

 

[Burrito]

Would Dog?

Semper Gumby

 

[OUBuff]

if you have to explain it, you're not very good...

You see, what made it so effective was the non-use of the sarcasm font. Got me.

 

[MiamiBuffs]

Oh what, you guys think I should be calling myself Resident Smartass?

I like the sound of that...

others who think they are but are not will be offended they didn't come up with it.

Maybe Lord Smartass.

 

[Buffnik]

Oh what, you guys think I should be calling myself Resident Smartass?

Too long for the programming limits.

Let's shorten it and call you "Rats".

 

[bt8257]

I like the sound of that...

others who think they are but are not will be offended they didn't come up with it.

Maybe Lord Smartass.

Too bad, so sad. Not Lord Smartass, though. Just Resident Smartass.

 

[Uncle Ken]

Oh, I can piss people off. That's second nature to me. And #3 won't apply to me. I don't use a cell phone.

Instead of Wood Dog, how about Splinter?

For somebody who seems proud of pissing people off, you come across as kind of obsequious.