The texts to a co-worker that cost the Minnesota AD his job

[El Gringo]

Hard to believe the old "I want to stick my tongue in your clit" pickup line didn't work.

technically, you don't stick you tongue "in" a clit; you stick it "on" a clit. Gently, softly, with caressing movements that slowly get faster ...



be right back...

 

[Burrito]

technically, you don't stick you tongue "in" a clit; you stick it "on" a clit. Gently, softly, with caressing movements that slowly get faster ...



be right back...

El Gringo got himself all wet.

 

[El Gringo]

El Gringo got himself all wet.

I heading to the thread where hotrack spilled beer on his computer for some advice.

 

[Burrito]

I heading to the thread where hotrack spilled beer on his computer for some advice.

You heading alright.

 

[Ruckus]

I heading to the thread where hotrack spilled beer on his computer for some advice.

Don't forget to bring a towel! Or some dply.

 

[liverflukes]

What a Rookie. No need to text. Just show up...

 

[Burrito]

Don't forget to bring a towel! Or some dply.

And don't forget the coffee!

 

[DBT]

technically, you don't stick you tongue "in" a clit; you stick it "on" a clit. Gently, softly, with caressing movements that slowly get faster ...



be right back...

I suck at prepositions

 

[MtnBuff]

I suck at prepositions

El Gringo doesn't suck at it, he puts his tongue on it then has to go clean himself up.

 

[El Gringo]

El Gringo doesn't suck at it, he puts his tongue on it then has to go clean [strike]himself[/strike] up his computer.

you suck at direct objects

 

[buffaholic]

technically, you don't stick you tongue "in" a clit; you stick it "on" a clit. Gently, softly, with caressing movements that slowly get faster ...

DBT has got to be pissed he didn't learn that 35 years ago! (not as much as Mrs DBT)

 

[BuffLuke80]

DBT has got to be pissed he didn't learn that 35 years ago! (not as much as Mrs DBT)

Giving him too much credit bro, add a couple of digits to that 35. I'm convinced DBT lived in the bible days. You know, like when they were like 800 years old and ****. Dog, you should know how to roll by now.

 

[BuffNut99]

Dumb**** did it at VCU, too

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The first complaint accusing Teague of gender discrimination was filed in 2012, when he was the athletic director for Virginia Commonwealth University. Beth Cunningham, the women’s basketball coach, filed the complaint. The specific reason for the complaint was not provided in the records obtained by the Star Tribune.

Teague took the athletic director job at the University of Minnesota in April 2012. Cunningham, the winningest women’s head basketball coach in Virginia Commonwealth history, left to take an assistant coaching job at Notre Dame in May 2012. VCU *settled that complaint in July 2012 for $125,000, records show.