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Time off for football

sackman

Hates the Counting Crows.
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just submitted the request for the Friday of the CSU game and the Thursday/Friday combo for the UCLA game. No way do I want to have to wake up on the Friday after the UCLA game (which will be a brilliant victory by the Buffs, btw) and drag my sorry ass into work.

Preparation. It's very important.
 
I love watching guys who are getting married claim that nothing is going to change and they are going to continue to do whatever they did before. Us guys who have been married long enough know better. More than likely, the new Mrs.Teets will just quietly resent him for the rest of their marriage for going to a football game 5 days after their wedding.
 
I love watching guys who are getting married claim that nothing is going to change and they are going to continue to do whatever they did before. Us guys who have been married long enough know better. More than likely, the new Mrs.Teets will just quietly resent him for the rest of their marriage for going to a football game 5 days after their wedding.
HAHA. Look at you internet marriage counselor guy. Of course things are going to change, but I got 6 likes for my post that was made in jest and that's all that really matters.
 
Got time off approved for the CSU game, will be there at lots open.
Got time off approved and flights for the game in Ann Arbor. Stoked to go check out The Big House even if we are going to get wrecked.
 
the sex is going to be off the charts, too.

anyways, excited for the rocky mountain showdown.
The three phases of sex: When you first get married it's "House sex." You **** anywhere in the house at anytime. Then, after you have kids, it's "Bedroom sex." With the kids in the house, you have to lock the bedroom door and **** in the bedroom. Then, after the kids are gone and your all alone again it's called "Hall sex." That's when you pass each other in the hall, look at each other and say, "**** you."
 
just submitted the request for the Friday of the CSU game and the Thursday/Friday combo for the UCLA game. No way do I want to have to wake up on the Friday after the UCLA game (which will be a brilliant victory by the Buffs, btw) and drag my sorry ass into work.

Preparation. It's very important.
you're getting old. you live like, what, < 30 minutes from Folsom? I bet you'll be home by midnight and in bed not much later than you'd usually be -- the only difference being your BAC, which might just put you to sleep faster.

@sweaty teets and those giving him hell, my experience is that marriage doesn't change your life that much, having kids is what changes your life significantly. It's one thing to bail on your spouse for a guys-only trip. It's a totally different thing to bail on her and leave her solo with the kids.

and you married guys whose sex life disappeared, you either married the wrong woman or you're just doing the marriage thing wrong. Not sure about CO, but sexual abandonment is grounds for divorce in most states.
 
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Got time off approved for the CSU game, will be there at lots open.
Got time off approved and flights for the game in Ann Arbor. Stoked to go check out The Big House even if we are going to get wrecked.
teets getting married ruined Michigan. he's an asshole.
 
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