So, this Polish guy is walking down the street when he runs into a friend. The friend said, "Hey, Czarnecki, how the hell did you burn your face like that?" Czarnecki said, "Man, I was ironing my clothes when the phone rang and, duh, I mistook the iron for the phone and put it to the side of my head. Crazy, huh?" His friend replied, "Well, that explains the right side of your face but how did you burn the left side of your face?" Czarnecki replied, "You are not going to believe this, but the idot called me back!"
Bada Bing, Bada Bang!