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Trip Report: Boulder

DustyRhodes

DustyRhodes

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I was walking thru the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder during Thanksgiving week, when a group of CU students passed me. I had my Nebraska ball cap on and one of them called me a pussy. I looked back at them and said that we would see who the pussies are on Friday, when NU played CU. I kept walking, when one of them came up to me from behind and bashed a beer bottle over my head. Then all four of them attacked me. Luckily, I am from Nebraska and tough as nails. I completely beat the hell out of all four of them. Two of them ran and the other two were still on the ground when I left. I heard sirens, so I thought it best to leave. After drinking in a local brewery, I think it was Walnuts and I went home with 2 hot CU girls and nailed both of them at the same time. It was a wild night.

Edit: one of the two called me today. She said it was Walrus's...I think. Does that sound right?
 
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DustyRhodes said:
I was walking thru the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder during Thanksgiving week, when a group of CU students passed me. I had my Nebraska ball cap on and one of them called me a pussy. I looked back at them and said that we would see who the pussies are on Friday, when NU played CU. I kept walking, when one of them came up to me from behind and bashed a beer bottle over my head. Then all four of them attacked me. Luckily, I am from Nebraska and tough as nails. I completely beat the hell out of all four of them. Two of them ran and the other two were still on the ground when I left. I heard sirens, so I thought it best to leave. After drinking in a local brewery, I think it was Walnuts and I went home with 2 hot CU girls and nailed both of them at the same time. It was a wild night.
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you should have added something in your urban legend about buff fans pushing your grandma. without that, none of the other red clad loons will believe you.
 
DustyRhodes said:
I was walking thru the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder during Thanksgiving week, when a group of CU students passed me. I had my Nebraska ball cap on and one of them called me a pussy. I looked back at them and said that we would see who the pussies are on Friday, when NU played CU. I kept walking, when one of them came up to me from behind and bashed a beer bottle over my head. Then all four of them attacked me. Luckily, I am from Nebraska and tough as nails. I completely beat the hell out of all four of them. Two of them ran and the other two were still on the ground when I left. I heard sirens, so I thought it best to leave. After drinking in a local brewery, I think it was Walnuts and I went home with 2 hot CU girls and nailed both of them at the same time. It was a wild night.
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Sounds like a blast!

But really what did you think of the trip?
 
DustyRhodes said:
I was walking thru the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder during Thanksgiving week, when a group of CU students passed me. I had my Nebraska ball cap on and one of them called me a pussy. I looked back at them and said that we would see who the pussies are on Friday, when NU played CU. I kept walking, when one of them came up to me from behind and bashed a beer bottle over my head. Then all four of them attacked me. Luckily, I am from Nebraska and tough as nails. I completely beat the hell out of all four of them. Two of them ran and the other two were still on the ground when I left. I heard sirens, so I thought it best to leave. After drinking in a local brewery, I think it was Walnuts and I went home with 2 hot CU girls and nailed both of them at the same time. It was a wild night.
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:lol: definitely repworthy...

are you sure you were in boulder...that sounds more like dodge city...except for the hot girls part...
 
DBT said:
The only question I have is why were their Creighton students in Boulder?
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Creighton is located in Omaha. There are lots of dorks, including myself who cheer for Creighton to do well. I just hope they only do so well, and lose the games they should! ha!
 
DustyRhodes said:
I was walking thru the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder during Thanksgiving week, when a group of CU students passed me. I had my Nebraska ball cap on and one of them called me a pussy. I looked back at them and said that we would see who the pussies are on Friday, when NU played CU. I kept walking, when one of them came up to me from behind and bashed a beer bottle over my head. Then all four of them attacked me. Luckily, I am from Nebraska and tough as nails. I completely beat the hell out of all four of them. Two of them ran and the other two were still on the ground when I left. I heard sirens, so I thought it best to leave. After drinking in a local brewery, I think it was Walnuts and I went home with 2 hot CU girls and nailed both of them at the same time. It was a wild night.
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How was your drive back?

I know I enjoyed mine!:thumbsup::lol:
 
DustyRhodes said:
the fact remains the same. I still don't know where it is.
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Sorry man. Would have been great to meet you on Friday. Next time we will bring some cow dung and build a pile and set it on fire you you can follow the smell of Stinkoln to the tailgate.:smile2:
 
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FlatironsBuffy said:
Sorry man. Would have been great to meet you on Firday. Next time we will bring some cow dung and build a pile and set it on fire you you can follow the smell of Stinkoln to the tailgate.:smile2:
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LMAO some would beg to differ with ya and call that smell money! :thumbsup: Like out here in West Texas. When you get closer to Midland/Odessa it smells like CHIT (crude oil) but folks around there say "that's the smell of money". :lol:
 
Growing up on a dairy, I am well aware of the 'smell of money'. However, that came along with my high school 'smell of zero dating life'.

When I left for college, about two weeks after I left (and two laundry days) suddenly my sex -- um - er, dating life picked up drastically. Never figured out why.:wink2:
 
FlatironsBuffy said:
Growing up on a dairy, I am well aware of the 'smell of money'. However, that came along with my high school 'smell of zero dating life'.

When I left for college, about two weeks after I left (and two laundry days) suddenly my sex -- um - er, dating life picked up drastically. Never figured out why.:wink2:
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slut
 
DustyRhodes said:
I-480

The campus is urban. So it's pretty crappy. Though some small spots on campus are quite beautiful.
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Um i work for Creighton and the campus is not that crappy. It is in a horrible location but it is not crappy. It is no where near as beautiful as boulder but it is WAY WAY nicer then Stinking Lincoln
 
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buffs6236 said:
Um i work for Creighton and the campus is not that crappy. It is in a horrible location but it is not crappy. It is no where near as beautiful as boulder but it is WAY WAY nicer then Stinking Lincoln
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As a whole it's not a very pretty campus. But pockets are georgeous.

I've stated many times on here that I'm not a UN-Lincoln graduate. My piece of paper comes from elsewhere.
 
FlatironsBuffy said:
Growing up on a dairy, I am well aware of the 'smell of money'. However, that came along with my high school 'smell of zero dating life'.

When I left for college, about two weeks after I left (and two laundry days) suddenly my sex -- um - er, dating life picked up drastically. Never figured out why.:wink2:
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sheep dont like the smell of their competition (I've been told). :thumbsup: :smile2: glad your social life was not that baaaahhhd after the smell of cowdung evaporated.
 
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