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Uniform Prediction Thread - 2017 Game 3 - Northern Colorado (Home)

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IMG_2287.JPG I don't know - Penn State whites out the statdium and NEVER wears white at home.
At least sanity prevailed.
 
Why? Uniforms and what fans are asked to do don't have to be the same thing.
Why?

Because fashion is vitally important.

The team needs to be in a sassy little number that honors the classics but has just enough danger to be risque.

Coaches must work with a stylist before each game to make sure they are representing the full autumn couture on the runway* within this week's color scheme theme.
*sometimes referred to as a "sideline" by neanderthal fans

And speaking of fans, they must be choreographed not only in how they dress but also in how they cheer. They must support the player ensembles while providing the proper runway energy. How else are we going to look like we're having the best possible time in the selfies we post on Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter? I can't even imagine the horror of messing this up and not getting any Likes.
 
Why?

Because fashion is vitally important.

The team needs to be in a sassy little number that honors the classics but has just enough danger to be risque.

Coaches must work with a stylist before each game to make sure they are representing the full autumn couture on the runway* within this week's color scheme theme.
*sometimes referred to as a "sideline" by neanderthal fans

And speaking of fans, they must be choreographed not only in how they dress but also in how they cheer. They must support the player ensembles while providing the proper runway energy. How else are we going to look like we're having the best possible time in the selfies we post on Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter? I can't even imagine the horror of messing this up and not getting any Likes.
Oh and they're playing a game out on that field too!
 
Is it before or after the buffalo runs around?
I heard the buffalo runs more than once. But I'm not sure. By the time I've made sure that my hair is perfect and my group is making a cohesive fashion statement without being too "samey", there's barely enough time to get all our selfies done around campus with all the FB friends and social site followers we make that day before going in. We do make sure we get there to see the band and then Ralphie runs after that. Then it's usually time to get another round at the beer garden before heading to the car to make sure we beat traffic.
 
I heard the buffalo runs more than once. But I'm not sure. By the time I've made sure that my hair is perfect and my group is making a cohesive fashion statement without being too "samey", there's barely enough time to get all our selfies done around campus with all the FB friends and social site followers we make that day before going in. We do make sure we get there to see the band and then Ralphie runs after that. Then it's usually time to get another round at the beer garden before heading to the car to make sure we beat traffic.
#skobuffs
 
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