Congrats on picking up on both meanings of short, UBL.
Just to beat this UBL to death, I suspected you actually intended three meanings. It wasn't my desire to point out that aspect of your post (so to speak) that related to your genitals, as I'd imagine it was obvious to everyone.
Instead, I wanted to correlate it to a story from the past in which you claimed assertions that you had small junk (as stated by the magic stranger) were "arguable". I thought Allbuffs could breathe a collective sigh of relief knowing that was no longer the case. Sometimes I like to tie up loose ends.
Carry on.