I'm pretty sure your two sh!ts will stand out on white too. Wear black dudehead...
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What Color To Wear at the Nebraska Game
- Thread starter Uncle Ken
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I've never worn anything branded by Nike that made me feel cooler.
3% humidity and you are getting sweaty?
Opinions of swampfolk on heat and humidity are not relevant.
Oh, you think humidity is your ally. But you merely adopted the sweat. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see a dry workout shirt until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but CHAFING!
Any truth to the rumor that @Burrito applies this before putting his clothes on?
fify
No lie. In FLA you sweat, soaking sometimes, just walking to and from the car.
Oh! We're swapping humidity stories!
I spent four summers in the Persian Gulf. Roughly 115 degrees but right at 100% humidity (as you know, warm air holds more moisture than cooler air). The Gulf is in a near-constant dense fog during the summer.
Our Sailors worked in a miserably hot hangar and on a miserably hot flight deck. They wore utility pants and brown-ish t-shirts. I remember looking at a Sailor who had just left the air conditioned spaces and stepped into the hangar a minute or so ago. His t-shirt was saturated, except...two small, round dry spots above his nipples. He flash-sweated so quickly and thoroughly, that his t-shirt fibers hadn't caught up (and also I learned that day that nipples don't sweat). It's a weird story, maybe, but I've never seen anything else like that in my life.
I spent four summers in the Persian Gulf. Roughly 115 degrees but right at 100% humidity (as you know, warm air holds more moisture than cooler air). The Gulf is in a near-constant dense fog during the summer.
Our Sailors worked in a miserably hot hangar and on a miserably hot flight deck. They wore utility pants and brown-ish t-shirts. I remember looking at a Sailor who had just left the air conditioned spaces and stepped into the hangar a minute or so ago. His t-shirt was saturated, except...two small, round dry spots above his nipples. He flash-sweated so quickly and thoroughly, that his t-shirt fibers hadn't caught up (and also I learned that day that nipples don't sweat). It's a weird story, maybe, but I've never seen anything else like that in my life.
You know, man, the Royal “we”
Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever
As cruise goes, it's a pretty good one, actually.
I was in CIC, wearing a foul weather jacket and trying to divert a/c vents from blowing directly on me at my console. The passage way between CIC and the bridge needed constant mopping because the condensation on the bulkhead was dripping on the deck.
Black it is. We shall see how loyal our newly energized fan base is. Because if I get a group of rude and obnoxious ‘braska fans all around me, spilling beer on my back, like last time those maggots invaded Folsom, I may explode.
Businesses often institute and enforce dress codes like, “No shirt, no shoes, no entry.” How about “Wearing red, no admittance.”
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I believe Ken refers to them as "the laundry threads"
Seriously. It's freezing in the Gulf
Not your stupidest idea, by a long shot.
Sweaty? Stinky?
Hey...hey...this doctor lady says you can put this stuff anywhere (ANYWHERE! Butt cracks, underboobs, feet!) and you'll continue to smell like coconut and rainbows. I hear there's a manly version now, too!
I swear if I never see another ad for this product, it will be too soon.
Hey...hey...this doctor lady says you can put this stuff anywhere (ANYWHERE! Butt cracks, underboobs, feet!) and you'll continue to smell like coconut and rainbows. I hear there's a manly version now, too!
I swear if I never see another ad for this product, it will be too soon.
Is anyone staying at a hotel for the Nebraska game? Did anyone have problems with the Millenium Harvest House? I booked 3 rooms in January and I have my e-mail confirmation for 3 nights. They do not have it. Right now I am working on back up plans. I want to know if anyone else is having this problem.
She's simply the most hideous human being to ever appear in a TV commercial.
