Why?
@Burrito and
@skibum you both liked this post, so I’m curious to hear your thoughts and why you’re in agreement.
Is there a sport in the world that is *not* stupid as **** when you get right down to it?
"Let's take a ball, no not a round one, a sort of oblong shaped one, and then divide into teams and one team tries to push the ball into a particular direction, and the other team tries to tackle the guy with ball. And every time he gets tackled, we all stop, and then line up and start over. And then if the team doesn't move the ball far enough in four tries, the other team gets to try going the other way.
and I know, let's create a 75 page rule book to cover every single nuance and contingency just for fun.
Oh, you want Timmy to be able to play, and he lost his hands in the combiner when he was 8 so he can only kick the ball? Sure, we'll add some special rules for your special boy."
"Hey, let's hit a small ball with a stick and try and get the little ball into a hole in the ground. And whoever gets it in the hole hitting the fewest number of times wins. Oh and let's make sure you have to hit the ball over a river or a pond, and maybe some sand."
"I know, let's run over there really fast, and the one who gets their first wins!" "What do we win?" "Well, I dunno... hey let's call it a 'race,' you win the 'race!'" "But why?" "Because they haven't invented the internet yet?"
So we have all these pretty dumb silly sports, and we get serious about them, but... at the end of the day, they are games. They are all silly in their own way.
And then we have these institutions that are intended to educate people and to further science and our understanding of the world. What a great concept, this will really push civilization and society forward.
"Oooooh, oooooh, I know - we should make it core part of those institutions that they compete in all these silly games against each other!"
I mean, yes - it all really is stupid as ****.
But, it's fun as hell and we all love it because inside we'd all really like to just be 7 years old again when the most important thing in the world was our team winning whatever game it was that we happened to be playing at that moment.
It's amazing, wonderful, and dumb as ****.