Any tips in reducing the refractory period?Pre-game rituals worked just fine. But we've got some work to do on our halftime rituals.
If Uncle Ken wasn't hesitant about of hanging out with your cereal killing ass, the CU punting juju might have remained more on kilter. Did you spend the day with your wife last year during the Hawaii game, too?Any tips in reducing the refractory period?
Copious masturbation.
I did eat a whole box of captain crunch last week. I watched every second of the damned HI game.If Uncle Ken wasn't hesitant about of hanging out with your cereal killing ass, the CU punting juju might have remained more on kilter. Did you spend the day with your wife last year during the Hawaii game, too?
So maybe try bacon and eggs next Saturday?I did eat a whole box of captain crunch last week. I watched every second of the damned HI game.
Yeah, haven't done that since two a days. Probably the last time ever.So maybe try bacon and eggs next Saturday?
Really? The whole box? Is that some sort of euphamism?
Now you tell me.tried that, doesn't work
last weekend i was at a wedding in telluride. saw the int just as the reception was beginning. this saturday I got another wedding here in denver so that's good news. I dont know what im gonna do for the rest of the season though
Drink a ****load of beer.
How could anyone possibly watch CU games in the past 10 years without making horrible sounds?Watching the game with the sound off and having my wife glare at me if I make the slightest noise because our son is napping next to me. Never have kids.
abject indifference bordering on acute depression sometimes manifest themselves in silence - for me anywayHow could anyone possibly watch CU games in the past 10 years without making horrible sounds?
How could anyone possibly watch CU games in the past 10 years without making horrible sounds?
"She" sounds hideous.Last night I picked up a hooker on East Colfax. When she said "what do you want, baby", I gave her a printed copy of the CU Fight Song, and said "I just want us to sing this together". And we did. We got shakes at the McDonalds drive-thru. Then I gave her a Buff cap, $50.00, dropped her off and said "Make Better Career Choices". This could be the beginning of a beautiful ritual.