"Mikey's Choice"
The scene opens with Mac driving down broadway with Sefo, Greg and Addison in the car. They are laughing, looking hopefully forward to spring ball and a season that will land them in a bowl game. It is a rainy, dreary evening, but there is joy in the car. Suddenly, the car is filled with blue and red flashing light. Mac is confused. He never breaks the law, but abidingly pulls onto Regent and into the lot across from the C4C.
The officer strides to the car and taps on the window. Mac rolls the window down to see a weaselly little policeman wearing the University of Colorado PD, with the KK on the armband. The dreaded Kampus Kop.
With his gun drawn and aimed at the occupants, he yells, with a whiny, high pitched voice, "I am Sargeant Schmidt of ze CUPD, please, all of zoo, step out of ze car! Ve have had ze panty rraid zis eefnink and zees boyz look like ze suspects. Zey vill be arrested and taken permanently to ze juvenile detention center!"
After cuffing Sefo, Addison and Greg, Sgt. Schmidt of the CUPD yells at them with his nasally little whine, "GET INTO ZE CAR!"
Sobbing, the young men begin to comply. But Mac besieges Sgt. Schmidt of the CUPD, "Please! They were with me all night! They couldn't have been involved in the panty raid! Plus we teach our young men to not raid panties! Please let them go!"
Sgt. Schmidt gets a rye, evil grin on his face, and says, "OK, Coach Mac. Zoo love zees boyz do zoo? Vich von do zoo love ze most?"
"I love them all, Sgt. Schmidt of the CUPD, I love them all. Please let them go!"
"I vill tell zoo vat. Zoo have a choice! Pick one of ze players to keep, ze ozzer two vill go to juvie until zer elligibility is all GONE!! HA HA!"
"I CAN'T! I LOVE THEM ALL THE SAME!"
"Zen, say gootbye to all ov zem! HA HA!" and Sgt. Schmidt begins to drive off. Mac jumps in front of the car and says, "OK, OK, I will choose one! Sefo, come with me son!" Sgt. Schmidt releases Sefo into the loving arms of Mac, gets in his car and drives off with a sobbing Greg and Addison, never to be seen again until their eligibility is all gone.
The End