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A CU tradition - Nebraska jokes - got any good uns

Do you know why Nebraska put in articial turf?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!

HA, HA, HA, HA, ha, ha, umm, :huh:



Know what the "N" on the helmet stands for?

KNOWLEDGE!

HA, HA, HA, HA, ha, ha, umm: :huh:
 
A typical CU homecoming parade! :smile2:
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Q: What did the Nebraska fan say when asked what he thought of his team's most recent game?

A: Nothing, he was too busy having sex with a bird.
 
The Walrus said:
That makes total sense! Fat people representing the town routinely voted as the most fit in America! Hahahahahahaahah! I get it. Or wait, maybe I don't.
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the red streamer actually shows that the guy probably posted a picture of his home coming :lol:
 
Q: What do Nebraska football players do with their diplomas after graduation?

A: Put them in their car windshields so they can park in handicapped parking
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Q: How many NU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only 1, but he gets money, a car, and 3 hours of college credit.
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Q: How many NU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why bother? Lincoln looks better in the dark.
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Q: What do you call a good looking woman in Nebraska?

A: A tourist
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Q: What's the most common lie told by a man in Nebraska?

A: "I was just helping the sheep over the fence"
 
Q: How do you get CU Linebackers to stop having sex with each other after practices?

A: Recruit another female kicker

:duel2:
 
Tom Osborne was quizzing his star running back before the 80,000 fans at the OU -NU game.

To prove his players are academically gifted he asks the running back "what is 2 + 2 ?"

The RB replies: "4"

The Nebraska fans in cry in unison: "give 'em another chance"
 
IDBUFF said:
Tom Osborne was quizzing his star running back before the 80,000 fans at the OU -NU game.

To prove his players are academically gifted he asks the running back "what is 2 + 2 ?"

The RB replies: "4"

The Nebraska fans in cry in unison: "give 'em another chance"
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lol, nice one
 
How do you get a one armed bug-eater out of a tree?

Wave to him.


What do you call a 1,000 Huskers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.


How do you keep a Husker from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.
 
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