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2024 Colorado Haters Thread

Cinci fans were adorable. Ran into some at the sink. Friendly **** talking ensues. We bonded by talking **** about Columbus. They were about as old as we were when Ruggedvision happened. They had done quite a few road games. I asked two of them, "so is Boulder the best damn place you've ever visited or what."

The guy I was talking **** with tried to say some mealymouthed bull****. His friend lit up like a christmas tree and started nodding enthusiastically. The first guy realized he had been backstabbed and sheepishly said Boulder was amazing.
 
Darth Snow said:
Cinci fans were adorable. Ran into some at the sink. Friendly **** talking ensues. We bonded by talking **** about Columbus. They were about as old as we were when Ruggedvision happened. They had done quite a few road games. I asked two of them, "so is Boulder the best damn place you've ever visited or what."

The guy I was talking **** with tried to say some mealymouthed bull****. His friend lit up like a christmas tree and started nodding enthusiastically. The first guy realized he had been backstabbed and sheepishly said Boulder was amazing.
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That's a good story.

It's not "Uncle Ken face-humping a drunken opposing fan while Burrito nails his fat girlfriend in the bathroom while wearing their mascot uniform" good, but it'll do for now.
 
Darth Snow said:
I've aged out of the good ones.
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Jello Bear said:
That's a good story.

It's not "Uncle Ken face-humping a drunken opposing fan while Burrito nails his fat girlfriend in the bathroom while wearing their mascot uniform" good, but it'll do for now.
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The unspecific pronoun has me wondering whose girlfriend is with burrito and which of them is wearing the uniform.
 
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Alfred91 said:
Aw, Fatlock is big mad that a black man is having success.

www.essentiallysports.com

College Football Accused of Building ‘Corrupt System’ That Favors Deion Sanders, Critic’s Meltdown Over Colorado’s Rise

Deion Sanders receives brutal backlash from critic Jason Whitlock on his approach after Colorado secures bowl eligibility.
www.essentiallysports.com
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Thank God the #1 team in the country is doing it "The Right Way" or Prime's success would validate the transfer portal as an important and necessary part of program and roster building.

Wait, what is that you say? The Ducks have a lot of transfers too? Surely, not most of their key players though, right?

In fact, 14 of the Ducks' 22 offensive and defensive starters played elsewhere in 2022, including their entire starting receiving corps, starting defensive line and starting secondary.

Even Oregon's Atticus Sappington, who nailed the game-winning field goal against Ohio State on Oct. 12, kicked for rival Oregon State last year.
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www.espn.com

Oregon and its 14 transfer starters just beginning to 'jell'

The Ducks are one of only three teams whose receiving corp is made up entirely of transfers, but that's not the only position dominated by the portal.
www.espn.com www.espn.com

Surely, Jason Whitlock is upset by this and will criticize Lanning just the same as he criticized Prime, right?
 
Robert Sorell said:
Thank God the #1 team in the country is doing it "The Right Way" or Prime's success would validate the transfer portal as an important and necessary part of program and roster building.

Wait, what is that you say? The Ducks have a lot of transfers too? Surely, not most of their key players though, right?


www.espn.com

Oregon and its 14 transfer starters just beginning to 'jell'

The Ducks are one of only three teams whose receiving corp is made up entirely of transfers, but that's not the only position dominated by the portal.
www.espn.com www.espn.com

Surely, Jason Whitlock is upset by this and will criticize Lanning just the same as he criticized Prime, right?
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Surely someone is writing an article about how Cignetti cheated in Indiana’s rebuild and that their success this year is tainted by bringing in 31 transfers right?
 
Alfred91 said:
Aw, Fatlock is big mad that a black man is having success.

www.essentiallysports.com

College Football Accused of Building ‘Corrupt System’ That Favors Deion Sanders, Critic’s Meltdown Over Colorado’s Rise

Deion Sanders receives brutal backlash from critic Jason Whitlock on his approach after Colorado secures bowl eligibility.
www.essentiallysports.com
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Don’t blame Deion for taking advantage of the system better than most others. How dumb and lazy. Yeah, dislike the system. That’s fair. But Deion is doing what a lot of programs are. Just better. Dykes didn’t get TCU to the National Championship game with high school recruits. Deion didn’t invent the transfer portal and NIL. He just uses it better than most.
 
DBT said:
Don’t blame Deion for taking advantage of the system better than most others. How dumb and lazy. Yeah, dislike the system. That’s fair. But Deion is doing what a lot of programs are. Just better. Dykes didn’t get TCU to the National Championship game with high school recruits. Deion didn’t invent the transfer portal and NIL. He just uses it better than most.
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I gotta be honest, I saw the headline, saw who it was about, and rolled my eyes.

It has to be a lonely life, making a living as "the black guy who tells white people it's okay to hate black guys".
 
DBT said:
Don’t blame Deion for taking advantage of the system better than most others. How dumb and lazy. Yeah, dislike the system. That’s fair. But Deion is doing what a lot of programs are. Just better. Dykes didn’t get TCU to the National Championship game with high school recruits. Deion didn’t invent the transfer portal and NIL. He just uses it better than most.
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Very few coaches are savvy enough, have the gravitas, AND the administration backing to turn over an entire college football roster in a single offseason. Prime had carte blanche and was the first to do it at the level and scope he did. Others are now following the same mold, but most other programs didn't need to turnover 90% of their roster.

Oregon has had a lot of talent on the roster for years. Indiana was coming off 4-8 and 3-9 seasons when Cignetti came in. That's obviously not good, but they were lightyears ahead of where 2022 CU was, so there were holdovers who could actually play.

From the 2022 CU team, of the guys who transferred before the 2023 season, I would say MLC, Jordan Tyson, Nikko Reed and Casey Roddick are the only guys who would have been able to see the field for the 2023 team. Everyone else were G5 and FCS level players.
 
Robert Sorell said:
Thank God the #1 team in the country is doing it "The Right Way" or Prime's success would validate the transfer portal as an important and necessary part of program and roster building.

Wait, what is that you say? The Ducks have a lot of transfers too? Surely, not most of their key players though, right?


www.espn.com

Oregon and its 14 transfer starters just beginning to 'jell'

The Ducks are one of only three teams whose receiving corp is made up entirely of transfers, but that's not the only position dominated by the portal.
www.espn.com www.espn.com

Surely, Jason Whitlock is upset by this and will criticize Lanning just the same as he criticized Prime, right?
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I wonder what his handle is on Nude Africa
 
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