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**** bailer!

So I'm in Philly this weekend for wedding where my wife is the "best woman" ("I'm too ****ing young to be a 'matron of honor').

We're at the after party for the rehearsal dinner, and I find myself talking to a 22 year old kid that just graduated from UT.

After a little discussion about Charlie Strong, Tom Herman and how UTerus can fail so badly given the in built advantages, oh and "****, I remember that B12 championship game where CU embarrassed us," I was like "I know what we can both agree on...

**** Baylor."

"Well I have a hard time with them vs OU... Unless you're referring to... well the non - football ****"

"yes, I'm talking about the rape enabling, misogynistic bull**** culture that they've established."

"yeah. **** Baylor."

Even the kids get it.

A few minutes later I end up talking to this kid's mom.

"Oh yeah, your son and I just bonded over our mutual hatred of Baylor and their rape enabling mysogonistic football culture."

In the best female Texan drawl you can imagine :

"I knew I liked you."

The lesson is that,


there is hope.

And


**** Baylor.
 
So I'm in Philly this weekend for wedding where my wife is the "best woman" ("I'm too ****ing young to be a 'matron of honor').

We're at the after party for the rehearsal dinner, and I find myself talking to a 22 year old kid that just graduated from UT.

After a little discussion about Charlie Strong, Tom Herman and how UTerus can fail so badly given the in built advantages, oh and "****, I remember that B12 championship game where CU embarrassed us," I was like "I know what we can both agree on...

**** Baylor."

"Well I have a hard time with them vs OU... Unless you're referring to... well the non - football ****"

"yes, I'm talking about the rape enabling, misogynistic bull**** culture that they've established."

"yeah. **** Baylor."

Even the kids get it.

A few minutes later I end up talking to this kid's mom.

"Oh yeah, your son and I just bonded over our mutual hatred of Baylor and their rape enabling mysogonistic football culture."

In the best female drawl you can imagine :

"I knew I liked you."

The lesson is that,


there is hope.
Tl;dr version: **** bailer
 
Did someone criticize living in Hawaii? Wtf man.
Too much sand.
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I hate Bailer as much as the next agnostic, but Matt Rhule is a damned good coach. He’s done a great job there. From all that I’ve heard/read about him, he’s clean too. Hats off to him and his staff/players.
 
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