Was that the day before they had men at CU? On our syllabus, we would each get a gallon of whiskey to drink and then the professor would staple the syllabus to our foreheads and break a two by four across our chests.
Bachelor of Arts sissies! When I was there, It was the gallon of whiskey, snorting an 8ball of the TnA's (see what I did there?) while simultaneously devaluing the dollar as the world currency. Top that!