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Coach Prime / Buffs Football Social Media Thread

GawainBuff said:
Every time he says God I just translate it in my head to "state of nature," and it's working well for me so far--with a few bumps along the way.
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Excuse Me Reaction GIF by One Chicago
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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I assume she was relegated to the iPad because the TV was playing the Prime videos on repeat.
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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Keep harassing her, you'll bring her around.
 
hokiehead said:
At my in-laws for the week. Wife walks in the room where I'm working. I immediately <ALT><TAB> and she sees my screen change.

Mags: are you watching porn? at my parents... during work?
me: no
Mags: (gestures toward computer) what was that?
(I <ALT><TAB> again)
Mags: more Deion Sanders videos? really?
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My wife is actually really embracing it. She has always been ambivalent towards the buffs, but she is pretty impressed with what is going on and with Prime, and said “it’s about time!”
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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Darth Snow said:
disturbingly familiar. Biggest comment so far: "I love how he says DURN"

****ing Oklahoma chicks.
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Prime has TSchek and Darth saying "we're not that much different, you and I." What can't this guy do? He can mend any relationship. Get him in a room with Putin and Zelensky, or Israel and Palestine, or Bigbang2 and 4-5 star o-line recruits. Prime transcends mere college football.
 
Big Iron Buff said:
Prime has TSchek and Darth saying "we're not that much different, you and I." What can't this guy do? He can mend any relationship. Get him in a room with Putin and Zelensky, or Israel and Palestine, or Bigbang2 and 4-5 star o-line recruits. Prime transcends mere college football.
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He has us both abusing our wives with Prime overdoses. Let's slow the roll on the rest.
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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Samsies
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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I'm rolling around the house yelling "Prime Time!". Working on the 2yr old and this morning when I yelled "Prime Time", he said it back. Tears
 
My wife has been much happier with me since I quit having my Saturday's consumed with tailgates that last forever, or watching games on tv all day.
Let me set this straight, she is no Rebecca, but can be Rebecca-like when I'm watching sports. Much more friendly towards me since I cut off my Buffs.

So when Prime became a reality, I knew I had to do something drastic but quickly. So I appealed to her humanity. She hates sports, but she loves human stories.

So I laid it out. I explained who Prime is, and she cut me off and she's like, duh, everyone knows Deion Sanders. Ok.
I then laid out how he went to JSU, his bringing attention to HBCUs. She got interested. Very interested.
I then showed her the video of his postgame talk with his team. She's captivated.
Next day, I show her the video of "first look at CU facilitiies". No reaction, I know I'm losing her now. She's not into "stuff".
Then the press conference video. She's captivated again.
I don't show her the CU team meeting video, I tell her they are mostly being helped to find new spots because the best of the best are coming to CU now.

She's pumped! It's all about the story, the plight of African Americans, positive role models, etc.
Yesterday I told her I'm renewing my season tickets if they will let me. She seemed happy.

I love Deion Sanders!
 
buffaholic said:
My wife has been much happier with me since I quit having my Saturday's consumed with tailgates that last forever, or watching games on tv all day.
Let me set this straight, she is no Rebecca. Much more friendly towards me since I cut off my Buffs.

So when Prime became a reality, I knew I had to do something drastic but quickly. So I appealed to her humanity. She hates sports, but she loves human stories.

So I laid it out. I explained who Prime is, and she cut me off and she's like, duh, everyone knows Deion Sanders. Ok.
I then laid out how he went to JSU, his bringing attention to HBCUs. She got interested. Very interested.
I then showed her the video of his postgame talk with his team. She's captivated.
Next day, I show her the video of "first look at CU facilitiies". No reaction, I know I'm losing her now. She's not into "stuff".
Then the press conference video. She's captivated again.
I don't show her the CU team meeting video, I tell her they are mostly being helped to find new spots because the best of the best are coming to CU now.

She's pumped! It's all about the story, the plight of African Americans, positive role models, etc.
Yesterday I told her I'm renewing my season tickets if they will let me. She seemed happy.

I love Deion Sanders!
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Deion Sanders is the first name, in the HC position, that she knows since we met (1998). She actually kinda pumped for it.
 
buffaholic said:
My wife has been much happier with me since I quit having my Saturday's consumed with tailgates that last forever, or watching games on tv all day.
Let me set this straight, she is no Rebecca, but can be Rebecca-like when I'm watching sports. Much more friendly towards me since I cut off my Buffs.

So when Prime became a reality, I knew I had to do something drastic but quickly. So I appealed to her humanity. She hates sports, but she loves human stories.

So I laid it out. I explained who Prime is, and she cut me off and she's like, duh, everyone knows Deion Sanders. Ok.
I then laid out how he went to JSU, his bringing attention to HBCUs. She got interested. Very interested.
I then showed her the video of his postgame talk with his team. She's captivated.
Next day, I show her the video of "first look at CU facilitiies". No reaction, I know I'm losing her now. She's not into "stuff".
Then the press conference video. She's captivated again.
I don't show her the CU team meeting video, I tell her they are mostly being helped to find new spots because the best of the best are coming to CU now.

She's pumped! It's all about the story, the plight of African Americans, positive role models, etc.
Yesterday I told her I'm renewing my season tickets if they will let me. She seemed happy.

I love Deion Sanders!
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well managed!
 
buff4bcs1985 said:
I cannot wrap my head around seeing him in CU gear... its breaking my brain
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I know... crazy.

I would love for a reporter to eventually ask him:

What do you remember about CU football and/ or players from when you were in college and the NFL. I would be curious if he ever gave a thought about CU while at FSU because we were on the verge of turning our program around in 1985. I know he was on the Falcons with Pritchard. Maybe he has thoughts of being in the NFL and saw many CU players enter the NFL.
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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My wife rolls her eyes at me..... Then my middle child pipes up and says.... I love Michigan mom, but CU is finally relevant so after this year, I am changing my number 1 team that I root for. (win for dad).
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
I have started asking my wife on a nightly basis to give me her thoughts on Coach Prime and the Buffs. Two nights ago, she was on the couch watching a show on her iPad and I randomly walk up, forced her to pause it, and unpromptedly told her "it's a blood bath in Boulder for the current commits. They're all decommiting cause Coach Prime is going after the big fish!". She rolled her eyes, called me an idiot and went back to her show. Sometimes, I send her the Prime hype videos that CU has been putting out.

She's actually handling all of this better than I thought she would.
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My wife did not get anywhere close to pissed off enough when I interrupted her reading her Kindle to inform her of KD's NIL experiment. So I did the only reasonable thing and spent quite a bit of time detailing things and explaining in multiple ways. Eventually she did seem to get properly pissed, but I've got to say that it felt like her progression from annoyance to anger was not appropriately channeled or directed.
 
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