CU officially hires Mel Tucker as new Head Football Coach

[The Ogre]

I know!!! I’m part of the problem! If I google Mel Tucker one more time they’re probably going to arrest me.

Well, did you know that he was set up on a blind date years ago and proposed to her on that first date? He's not afraid to make decisions!

 

[Alfred91]

Mountain! I love AB. Best $40 I spend all year. It is $40, right?

 

[Buffnik]

FWIW - the lady at Independence Community College College’s switchboard said in no uncertain terms that she has “No idea when the press conference for Mel Tucker will be scheduled.” And she also “has no clue whatsoever” about Tucker’s private jet nor any information about his travel logistics.

Finally she reiterated in an exasperated tone that, “Colorado fans must stop calling Independence Community College with questions about your football program.”

Anybody else run into that bitchy attitude?

You talking about Eleanor? Yeah. I've had to report her to her superiors.

 

[lvbuff]

I am crossing my fingers that Mr. Tucker, will bring a few o-linemen that weigh over 260 LBs

 

[MtnBuff]

Mountain! I love AB. Best $40 I spend all year. It is $40, right?

Uh, yeah, yeah, 40 bucks. Just send a check made out to "the allbuffs junta" on the subject line put hookers and blow fund.

 

[Buffnik]

Uh, yeah, yeah, 40 bucks. Just send a check made out to "the allbuffs junta" on the subject line put hookers and blow fund.

That's actually a .org now. We tell the government that we are helping support at-risk young adults pay for college.

 

[WarBuff]

That's actually a .org now. We tell the government that we are helping support at-risk young adults pay for college.

501c3 then? I can deduct this from my taxes!!!

 

[Darth Snow]

That's actually a .org now. We tell the government that we are helping support at-risk young adults pay for college.

It's amazing how many young Americans (and international students too) are dedicated to community service.

 

[Jello Bear]

Between the Tucker confirmation and the Flynn sentencing memo, I haven't done ****all today. Need to crack a beer soon.

 

[MtnBuff]

That's actually a .org now. We tell the government that we are helping support at-risk young adults pay for college.

And most of those "young ladies" didn't even know Colorado has a football team.

 

[BuffUp]

drinking shots of Jack chasing with Cabernet finally.
I don't get this worked up making major purchases?

 

[chitownbuff]

drinking shots of Jack chasing with Cabernet finally.
I don't get this worked up making major purchases?

Every time someone uses a question mark inappropriately:

 

[Buffnik]

Every time someone uses a question mark inappropriately:

Agreed?

 

[Creebuzz]

Buffup is chasing Jack Daniels with Cabernet and it’s his use of punctuation that you are questioning!??!

 

[Fight CU]

Agreed?

UBL?

 

[Buffnik]

UBL?

I don't think that's what UBL means?

 

[Deleted member 807]

Buffup is chasing Jack Daniels with Cabernet and it’s his use of punctuation that you are questioning!??!

Sounds like he’s on his period?

 

[Buffnik]

Sounds like he’s on his period?

Literally?

 

[Fight CU]

Literally?

Totally?

 

[Mb2658]

 

[Bear Fiend]

we know all that. YOU ARE USELESS LIONEL

 

[FlatironsBuff]

Mountain! I love AB. Best $40 I spend all year. It is $40, right?

Hey!! Why is she getting a 50% discount?!?

 

[Bear Fiend]

Hey!! Why is she getting a 50% discount?!?

Just has one sock.

 

[The Ogre]

Hey!! Why is she getting a 50% discount?!?

She?

 

[Bear Fiend]

She?

Perhaps the assumption is that his wife pays for his account and forces him to post here.

 

[FlaBuff]

Buffup is chasing Jack Daniels with Cabernet and it’s his use of punctuation that you are questioning!??!

Well, la-ti-fricken-da Mr. My Wine Bottles aren't boxes and don't have screw-off caps! I bet your cheese isn't individually wrapped slices either.

 

[married2abuff]

She?

Gender agnostic forum handles can be a bitch, sometimes.

 

[CUBuff98]

Gameday decision on Tuck?

 

[Alfred91]

Great. Another odd and ridiculous Allbuffs tradition/inside joke is born?

 

[Ralfie]

FYI, for future reference (and I don't mean to sound pedantic or anything)....

You failed quite spectacularly.