Glenbuff95
Full grown idot
Waiting for the Coach announcement is like waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner
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CU officially hires Mel Tucker as new Head Football Coach
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Apples to oranges. There is no guarantee that there will be a coach announcement.
Ralfie
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Why is it that every time a thread is MICTURATED upon in this fair forum, I have to compensate the person for it?!
You’re just looking for another handout like every other...are you EMPLOYED, Mr. Brockbuff?
FlatironsBuff
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I thought M2aB was the wife. I guess maybe the one with the Corgi in a CU cap is his wife? I try to keep people straight around here.
Regardless, the joke was that I was paying $80.
SerenityBuff
Well-Known Member
Thanks for the EXTRA! EXTRA! Troy.
Glenbuff95
Full grown idot
Come on Bear Fiend, you sound like your a** is Tuckered up tighter than a snare drum. Relax, you're going to get Tuckered out.
Hopefully the stress MelTs away tomorrow...
And even after @Buffnik threw down with whatever the word was a few days ago, this was the first time while reading allbuffs that I had to consult an actual dictionary as opposed to the urban dictionary.
And of course, when I read the definition, I had to double check and make sure that I hadn't accidentally gone to the urban dictionary.
jizzrag85
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I swear to god I’m stuck in Groundhog Day. Lol maybe tomorrow we break the curse.
CarmelBuff
Well-Known Member
Wait For It!!!!!!!!
When someone uses a word I don't know, I just pretend that I'm playing dirty Mad Libs and insert a replacement that makes me chuckle.
Like this?
Okie Buff
Well-Known Member
She’s mother Tucker, not missus
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I read an article one time about the verbiage of The Big Lebowski, and while micturated was by far the most obscure, it is peppered with words that send viewers to the dictionary.
Edit: this isn't the article I'm referencing above, but it does point out some of the five dollar words in the film: https://blog.oup.com/2010/02/lebowski/ "Micturated" is good, btw, but nothing beats "You human paraquat!".
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They also drop over 200 F bombs, which is allsome.
They also drop over 200 F bombs, which is allsome.
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Sykobuff
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Medicbuff
Well-Known Member
Peed on your ****in rug dude?
Deleted member 807
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Upon consulting the calendar, Friday is December 7th, a day that will live in infamy.
It would be true to form if CU announces our new head coach on the date that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
OUBuff
American
b3buffs
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Nothing is like AllBuffs....ever.
hawg1
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Well to be fair most coaching searches don't extend past two weeks.
In hindsight it is a good thing we did fire MM during the season to get a jump or this thing would have dragged into January.