Guess the Attendance: Nebraska

[Battery Dodger]

 

[ChillyBuff]

Solid first post, but....

You forgot extra CU fans to chuck piss balloons, give beer showers, and throw nail-filled marshmallows. You're asking an awful lot of those 500 fans to throw that many grannies down the stairs, AND complete those other tasks.

You need to go back and check your math.

Maybe drone delivery for these items?

 

[ChillyBuff]

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Pretty solid unicorn photoshop there

 

[BuffsNYC]

Many thanks.

On a side note. This is also a reason to not play that often. We would risk exhausting the supply of grandmothers (aka the overfishing equivalent to grandmother throwing). We do need to allow time for the Nebraska Grandmother population to replenish. We need to maintain a sustainable population.

You're way, way off. Many Nebraskans become grannies by age 34. You're totally underestimating the supply of grannies.

 

[Alfred91]

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All that work and you put your football team on the wrong sideline.

Good job, numbnuts.

 

[Armin’sFrozenPeas]

You're way, way off. Many Nebraskans become grannies by age 34. You're totally underestimating the supply of grannies.

True on the age of grandmothers.

I wonder if it would be possible to cycle in the Grandmother in shifts. Ie each Grandmother gets an assigned time and stair location.

 

[Armin’sFrozenPeas]

Maybe drone delivery for these items?

My vote is that we focus on grandmother tossing and we might have to forgo some of the balloons and marshmallows. Or maybe the support staff could do that.

 

[Darth Snow]

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please stop illustrating your wet dreams. Your stadium is actually a ****hole and looks like this


Wait, ****, did it wrong. Let me try again.

There you go!

 

[Gary Indiana]

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[ChillyBuff]

My vote is that we focus on grandmother tossing and we might have to forgo some of the balloons and marshmallows. Or maybe the support staff could do that.

There is always the walk out of the stadium for other Nub 'admiration'

 

[BUFFS14]

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We won last year and the stadium was all red! We dont give a **** how many of you mouth breathing, meth smoking, corn eating mother****ers show up! All I care about is that all you ****ers leave our state after we kick your ass!

 

[FlatironsBuff]

Longtime lurker but I had to comment.
Lengthy but important.

Sorry for the bad news. The stadium will be almost all Nebraska fans. Why? Simple Math.

As we know 100% of Nub fans have their grandmother thrown down stairs at games in Boulder. And we cannot doubt the veracity of Nebraska fan because “he was there and totally saw it happen”

With a population of 1.9M and with current demographics you are looking at over 100,000 women over 75. Assuming a 50% grandmother rate. We are looking at more than 50k grandmothers that need to get thrown down stairs; in short our entire stadium capacity will need to be Nebraska grandmothers. We do need to hold some some seats for CU grandmother throwers.
Assuming that unruly CU fan can throw maybe 4 grandmothers a minute, with breaks and fatigue, you are looking at maybe 500 grandmothers tossed during the game at best. So we need 100 CU fans at minimum. Add some support staff to get grandmother organized and to the steps, I think we need to budget maybe 500 people split between Designated Grandmother Throwers and thrower support staff.
Doesn’t even include seats for NU fan to witness the throwing but maybe we can use webcams or something.

So my call is
52,500 Nebraska Grandmothers
500 CU fans

As an alternative maybe we could borrow airport stairs from DIA or something and setup Temporary Nebraska Grandmother Throwing Stations (TNGTS?) all around the stadium.

Just sayin

Since we are nice too though, give them an escalator to get to the top of said throwing stations.

 

[Armin’sFrozenPeas]

Since we are nice too though, give them an escalator to get to the top of said throwing stations.

Nah. If the average grandmother age is 40-50 they can hike. If they survive the toss they probably could stand to have lost a few pounds anyway.

 

[ahoelsken]

Longtime lurker but I had to comment.
Lengthy but important.

Sorry for the bad news. The stadium will be almost all Nebraska fans. Why? Simple Math.

As we know 100% of Nub fans have their grandmother thrown down stairs at games in Boulder. And we cannot doubt the veracity of Nebraska fan because “he was there and totally saw it happen”

With a population of 1.9M and with current demographics you are looking at over 100,000 women over 75. Assuming a 50% grandmother rate. We are looking at more than 50k grandmothers that need to get thrown down stairs; in short our entire stadium capacity will need to be Nebraska grandmothers. We do need to hold some some seats for CU grandmother throwers.
Assuming that unruly CU fan can throw maybe 4 grandmothers a minute, with breaks and fatigue, you are looking at maybe 500 grandmothers tossed during the game at best. So we need 100 CU fans at minimum. Add some support staff to get grandmother organized and to the steps, I think we need to budget maybe 500 people split between Designated Grandmother Throwers and thrower support staff.
Doesn’t even include seats for NU fan to witness the throwing but maybe we can use webcams or something.

So my call is
52,500 Nebraska Grandmothers
500 CU fans

As an alternative maybe we could borrow airport stairs from DIA or something and setup Temporary Nebraska Grandmother Throwing Stations (TNGTS?) all around the stadium.

Just sayin

So my giant granny slingshot on the rooftop scheme works?

 

[Buffnik]

 

[PAHIBuff]

The Cryin' Kid will be there. He's 27 now and got out of jail for dealing methadone 3 years ago. He's behind on his tiny house rent and his child support for both his ex-wives, and he has a red "N" tattooed on his forehead and his left butt cheek. So at least one corn fan will be there. I'll go 50,889......

 

[StormTrooper]

Just found out that the number of student sports passes (which are sold out) this year is 12,254. In 2016 it was about 10,000. So we could easily see a number north of 54,000. We'll see.

 

[Ringer]

Sellout, whatever number that is.

 

[Ringer]

Just found out that the number of student sports passes (which are sold out) this year is 12,254. In 2016 it was about 10,000. So we could easily see a number north of 54,000. We'll see.

Student Sports Passes (which work for football, men and women basketball, and every other sport, are sold out for the 2019-2020 academic year. This is a good thing.

 

[onealcd]

Yeah but those pussy ass students were trying to sell their tickets to nub fans.

 

[ahoelsken]

please stop illustrating your wet dreams. Your stadium is actually a ****hole and looks like this


Wait, ****, did it wrong. Let me try again.

There you go!

Still waiting for the Upstate New Yorkers for Colorado sign to arrive at Folsom LOL!

 

[Armin’sFrozenPeas]

So my giant granny slingshot on the rooftop scheme works?

I would say yes. It seems viable. But it’s still going to involve some logistics.

 

[14er]

So it sold out 4 hours ago? What is wrong here?

 

[BuffSurveyor]

54,368
Edit: There'll be hell to pay if any grandmas dressed in red get assaulted by one of you jackass Buff fans.

 

[Heywood]

54,368
Edit: There'll be hell to pay if any grandmas dressed in red get assaulted by one of you jackass Buff fans.

You really don’t get it do you?

 

[Darth Snow]

54,368
Edit: There'll be hell to pay if any grandmas dressed in red get assaulted by one of you jackass Buff fans.

Dumber than a brick

 

[StormTrooper]

So it sold out 4 hours ago? What is wrong here?

They withheld an amount of tickets in order to try and sell more 3-game plans and season tickets. The single game tickets sold out in a few days.

 

[CarolinaBuff]

 

[jizzrag85]

Lol I was off by 124

 

[68buffs]

Lol I was off by 124

so winner 2 weeks in a row? Good job