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Hi! Visiting BYU fan here, looking for recommendations in Boulder/Denver.

@BYUfan394 ,

I've been 20+ D1 Stadiums, all but four while wearing the visiting teams' colors and actively rooting for the visiting team.

I've never been welcomed or treated as respectfully as I was at BYU for the Wisconsin game. Your fans represent extremely well and totally knock Nebraska off their "classy fans" pedestal.

I hope you have a blast in Boulder watching your team lose.
 
god bless all you degenerates. I didn't even know boulder still HAD strip club(s). the Junta just handles it all on the dark web and thanks again for your monetary contribution to that effort.
 
@BYUfan394 ,

I've been 20+ D1 Stadiums, all but four while wearing the visiting teams' colors and actively rooting for the visiting team.

I've never been welcomed or treated as respectfully as I was at BYU for the Wisconsin game. Your fans represent extremely well and totally knock Nebraska off their "classy fans" pedestal.

I hope you have a blast in Boulder watching your team lose.
I assume it's because they're sober in Provo (at least publicly).

Something that has surprised me about BYU over the years as I've watched their football and basketball teams is that they're as chippy/ borderline dirty as it gets. Related: the way John Stockton played for the Jazz.
 
I assume it's because they're sober in Provo (at least publicly).

Something that has surprised me about BYU over the years as I've watched their football and basketball teams is that they're as chippy/ borderline dirty as it gets. Related: the way John Stockton played for the Jazz.
That's because their college days are relegated to Soaking
 
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I assume it's because they're sober in Provo (at least publicly).

Something that has surprised me about BYU over the years as I've watched their football and basketball teams is that they're as chippy/ borderline dirty as it gets. Related: the way John Stockton played for the Jazz.

I grew up ~90 miles from the Air Force Academy, with a grandma who had season tickets to UNM basketball games, and aunts and uncles who went to CSU. This was in the days of the old WAC. I couldn’t even pretend to be unbiased re: BYU. They raised me to hate them.

As everything fell apart in the WAC and then the MWC, and I also grew apart from fandom of those old WAC schools, the hate has cooled, but I was pretty pissed that they shellacked us, and I highly doubt I have much objectivity even now.
 
One time I went with my friend and he told this Amazon of a woman (also overweight) that he only had like $2.17 to his name. She said that’s ok she would take that and sat on his lap. She stayed and talked to him for over an hour. And I guarantee for her that $2.17 was more than she would have made otherwise
Sigh.

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I sure hope Ralphie is running; that's one of the reasons we decided to make the trip to Colorado instead of another away game this year.
You're going to love Folsom regardless. Very little is better than football with the Rockies in the background.......and you guys probably agree based on the pics of your stadium I've seen.
 
I grew up ~90 miles from the Air Force Academy, with a grandma who had season tickets to UNM basketball games, and aunts and uncles who went to CSU. This was in the days of the old WAC. I couldn’t even pretend to be unbiased re: BYU. They raised me to hate them.

As everything fell apart in the WAC and then the MWC, and I also grew apart from fandom of those old WAC schools, the hate has cooled, but I was pretty pissed that they shellacked us, and I highly doubt I have much objectivity even now.
I grew up in Wyoming. BYU was enemy number one. My high school o line coach played for Wyoming next to Jay novacek. He hated byu except for the scenery on game day.
 
@BYUfan394 ,

I've been 20+ D1 Stadiums, all but four while wearing the visiting teams' colors and actively rooting for the visiting team.

I've never been welcomed or treated as respectfully as I was at BYU for the Wisconsin game. Your fans represent extremely well and totally knock Nebraska off their "classy fans" pedestal.

I hope you have a blast in Boulder watching your team lose.
Get Out Of Here March Madness GIF by Basketball Madness
 
That's because their college days are relegated to Soaking
In high school, we had a guy, actually one of our captains, who was a devout Mormon. I distinctly remember during summer practice before school started he would show up to dress out and complain about his blue balls. We were like “what are you doing to get blue balls? You’re Mormon.”
Apparently since his girlfriend's, also Mormon, parents were at work, he’d go over to her house and she would rub the head of his dick on her butthole. Everyday.
 
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