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Kill the huskers with kindness??

Kameltosis said:
I enjoy talking to other fans as long as they aren't ****ing assholes. To me, if you're just being a complete asshole to another person simply because they like a different amateur sports team it's not me that has the problem. Busting balls is welcomed though.
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It IS you that has the problem, though. Because you are a fusker. Now post a picture of yourself so I know where to aim my piss balloons this Saturday
 
Yeah it’s all good fun to talk a little trash, and deep down hate them and their whiny trashy-yet-somehow-still-uppity attitude, but in reality yes, of course be good hosts.
 
unionbuff said:
Pure gold (& black).... Like do people really believe this sh*t?

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When I was in 7th grade, word went around that our buddy Carl had gotten a stash of Spanish-fly and we were gonna spike all of the chicks' drinks.

This was good news, because we were all going to get laid.

It was bad news, because of the time that chick had taken Spanish-fly and somehow got locked in a car (we didn't ask a lot of questions about how) and was found dead, after riding the gear shift (sorry for the difficult concept there, millennials) so ****ing hard it ****ing killed her.

Obviously, there would be casualties, because our classmates would get so horny they would grind themselves to death on something. But, we would all get laid, so the risk analysis was pretty simple.

Anyway, I had an excuse for believing that **** because I was in junior high. Wonder what this idot who believes stories about CU fans and brass knuckles excuse is.
 
unionbuff said:
So I have bad news to share - I think many of the Fusker fans who show up will be there by invitation by CU fans. Just in the few that I have spoken to....

1. Older couple that I talked to on the C-train after the RMS, they have been CU season ticket holders for 35 years -- bringing their BFFs who are Fuskers.
2. My dentist who was a student during the National Championship & is a PASSIONATE fan - has 2 season tickets but bought 4 extra tickets for Fuskers.
3. & sadly, one of @PhillyBuff's and my good friends and someone who sits right next to me, is bringing a Fusker with her extra ticket.

So we really have no one to blame but ourselves....
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“Ourselves”?? We didn’t do this ****. You did. Sounds like we can blame you!
 
Uncle Ken said:
When I was in 7th grade, word went around that our buddy Carl had gotten a stash of Spanish-fly and we were gonna spike all of the chicks' drinks.

This was good news, because we were all going to get laid.

It was bad news, because of the time that chick had taken Spanish-fly and somehow got locked in a car (we didn't ask a lot of questions about how) and was found dead, after riding the gear shift (sorry for the difficult concept there, millennials) so ****ing hard it ****ing killed her.

Obviously, there would be casualties, because our classmates would get so horny they would grind themselves to death on something. But, we would all get laid, so the risk analysis was pretty simple.

Anyway, I had an excuse for believing that **** because I was in junior high. Wonder what this idot who believes stories about CU fans and brass knuckles excuse is.
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****ing incredible post
 
I got in the game last year, because my wife is a long-time hairstylist to a season ticket holder and chance happened. It was glorious to be in the middle of the red - save for a dozen or so Buffs fans peppered about the section I was in. The place was dead silent for the final minute...well, except the section of Buffs fans and players ringing out Fight CU. You could tell it made the red salty to try and “be nice” after such a defeat...most just looked passed me on the way out.

The whole way down from Omaha, drivers were pointing and laughing at my car...and the whole way home a neighbor was losing his mind about how the Buffs just won in a Facebook message conversation...how he was assaulted in Boulder some years back - beers thrown at him, etc. he was on the social media knee-gate crusade too.

Classy is subjective I guess?
 
Ralfie said:
Yeah it’s all good fun to talk a little trash, and deep down hate them and their whiny trashy-yet-somehow-still-uppity attitude, but in reality yes, of course be good hosts.
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These are the same disgusting individuals who are treating Maurice Washington like he's been busted for pot-**** that.
 
Uncle Ken said:
When I was in 7th grade, word went around that our buddy Carl had gotten a stash of Spanish-fly and we were gonna spike all of the chicks' drinks.

This was good news, because we were all going to get laid.

It was bad news, because of the time that chick had taken Spanish-fly and somehow got locked in a car (we didn't ask a lot of questions about how) and was found dead, after riding the gear shift (sorry for the difficult concept there, millennials) so ****ing hard it ****ing killed her.

Obviously, there would be casualties, because our classmates would get so horny they would grind themselves to death on something. But, we would all get laid, so the risk analysis was pretty simple.

Anyway, I had an excuse for believing that **** because I was in junior high. Wonder what this idot who believes stories about CU fans and brass knuckles excuse is.
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Iowa fan pretending to be a Nub fan. Try to keep up.
 
DrunkPanda said:
It IS you that has the problem, though. Because you are a fusker. Now post a picture of yourself so I know where to aim my piss balloons this Saturday
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Ha, I've posted many pics of myself since my time here. Here's to a good game boys and girls. I'm gonna have a blast either way. Good luck to both teams.
 
Kameltosis said:
Come on bro, you can do better than that! I always respected AB posters for having top tier **** talking skills.
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I'm sorry about that Kamel, we've had a lot of new people join since your days. We all know you would swallow anyway, sorry he wasn't aware of that.
 
unionbuff said:
So I have bad news to share - I think many of the Fusker fans who show up will be there by invitation by CU fans. Just in the few that I have spoken to....

1. Older couple that I talked to on the C-train after the RMS, they have been CU season ticket holders for 35 years -- bringing their BFFs who are Fuskers.
2. My dentist who was a student during the National Championship & is a PASSIONATE fan - has 2 season tickets but bought 4 extra tickets for Fuskers.
3. & sadly, one of @PhillyBuff's and my good friends and someone who sits right next to me, is bringing a Fusker with her extra ticket.

So we really have no one to blame but ourselves....
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:sick::mad:
 
BuffNut99 said:
A local Nebraska station is saying that there will be 45K Husker fans coming to the game.

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Are you sure it is for just the game? I'm sure edibles business will be strong this weekend in Boulder.
 
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