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Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime effect

At first I was like, what sort of sicko masturbates to Kelly Clarkson's talk show, and then I learned that Coach Prime was the guest and it made more sense.
Why would they call it "Jiffy Lube" if they were going to frown on me quickly rubbing one out in their lounge?
 
There were a lot of environmental distractions like the rude woman who started yelling at me with some Karen bs about getting the manager. So it wasn't the quickie I'd intended. Still managed to keep it from getting anywhere close to the 2 minute marathons my wife enjoys.
I read that as "nude" rather than rude the first time, and I was like "bonus!"
 
They need to have Jay Norvell on now
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Danny Trejo Machete GIF by ADWEEK



He really gives ****ty ineffectual Temu Danny Trejo vibes...
 
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