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Official ****braska Hate Thread

Mb2658 said:
Nebraskans, especially those in Eastern Nebraska look down upon Iowa. For some odd reason, they believe that they are far superior and that Iowa is populated with a bunch of poor white trash inbred rednecks. (See the irony here?)
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It’s the Warren Buffet effect!
 
J.R. Ewing said:
He's more of a piss balloon kind of guy.
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We need to have our fans freeze the piss balloons until they are slushy/ frozen. That way they can hurt even more as they are resemble the consistency of a snowball, and the piss won't quickly drain off the Pussker fans. If they want to run with this narrative, lets give them something to talk about for eternity.

Sort of like freezing paintballs. Those hurt SO MUCH MORE than regular paint balls. And we become an even greater legend amongst the delusional Pussker fans.
 
WarBuff said:
We need to have our fans freeze the piss balloons until they are slushy/ frozen. That way they can hurt even more as they are resemble the consistency of a snowball, and the piss wont quickly drain off the Pussker fans. If they want to run with this narrative, lets give them something to talk about for eternity.

Sort of like freezing paintballs. Those hurt SO MUCH MORE than regular paint balls. And we become an even greater legend amongst the delusional Pussker fans.
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This takes some planning ahead. My game day pee has too much alcohol in it to freeze.
 
Uncle Luko said:
Did you watch that yesterday evening by chance?
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No, but it is a two or three times a year effort for certain. Just have to deal with the moral dilemma when the cheerleader distraction scene comes on. Young son and all . . . One of my favorite sports movies. Almost as much entertainment as checking in on this thread each week!
 
Brett Fulton said:
No, but it is a two or three times a year effort for certain. Just have to deal with the moral dilemma when the cheerleader distraction scene comes on. Young son and all . . . One of my favorite sports movies. Almost as much entertainment as checking in on this thread each week!
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Ha ha, just asked because it was on.
 
FlaBuff said:
Ok, so this really just happened 5 min ago. I’m at my aunt and uncle’s house in Virginia. All the extended family has come here for lunch prior to my aunt’s viewing service this evening.

Went to get a refill of tea and one of the ladies helping notices the very small CU logo on my shirt and starts booing, telling me she’s a husker. I say I won’t apologize for the first game, and for beating them a second time when they played Troy. I also said that as a UCF season ticket holder they were welcome for frost.

She then goes into how the last time she was at a CU game she was hit with a snowball that had rocks in it and had THIRTEEN stitches. I had to walk away before I busted out laughing.

I went into the room again to look for my dad’s cane, and asked if they’d seen it. She said “why, so you can hit me with it?” I said “no, so my dad can walk safely.” That shut her corn face up.
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$0 tip or $1.17 tip?
 
Go Buffs said:
Some exclusive footage from the funeral that FlaBuff failed to share.

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This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. If only we could watch granny tumble down some stairs...
 
I don’t even know what Trump actually said there.

Something about Tom Osborne winning a lot? Does that piss of the nubs? It’s not a lie.
 
clutch299 said:
I honestly thought this was a joke, but no it's real.

Getting called out by the President is not a good look for a college football team, no matter who the president is
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The beauty of it, whether he meant it or not, is to divide the nubs base pitting Osborne supporters against Frost believers and forces them to choose between MAGA and their new Messiah.

Edit: and I’ve been periodically monitoring the fusker boards for any reaction. Crickets.
 
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