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Official ****braska Hate Thread

Burrito Palazzo said:
You don't live in Lincoln!
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Nahhh brahhh. I would though. Lincoln is nice. Colorado is nice too, 23% tax on the weed is a little jacked though. But true story: last time me and the boys were there we literally chased a small prostitution ring out of a bar in Ft. Collins by acting like undercover cops. The bouncers suspected them as well. It was HILARIOUS!
 
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HuskersRoll said:
Nahhh brahhh. I would though. Lincoln is nice. Colorado is nice too, 23% tax on the weed is a little jacked though. But true story: last time me and the boys were there we literally chased a small prostitution ring out of a bar in Ft. Collins by acting like undercover cops. The bouncers suspected them as well. It was HILARIOUS!
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True story, you even snapped a picture of the occasion. Not all heroes wear capes.

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HuskersRoll said:
You must completely lack the ability to manage your own life and happiness if you’re still here in such a God forsaken place. Being you would truly suck. I’m happy as hell in Omaha!
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I manage life pretty well, but I appreciate the concern. I’m just not willfully ignorant to think that this is the good life, but honestly...it’s not for everyone. I’m happy that you don’t coast through life, bro
 
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Here’s an idea for a Nub t-shirt:

Five things to know about my girlfriend:

1. Born in June
2. Loves Husker Football
3. Will drink you under the table
4. Will eat you under the table
5. She is crazy and I’m not afraid to use her

So back off, I’m her property!
 
HuskersRoll said:
Nahhh brahhh. I would though. Lincoln is nice. Colorado is nice too, 23% tax on the weed is a little jacked though. But true story: last time me and the boys were there we literally chased a small prostitution ring out of a bar in Ft. Collins by acting like undercover cops. The bouncers suspected them as well. It was HILARIOUS!
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HILARIOUS!

You literally chased them? Out of a bar? LIke, you were running after them and stuff? WOW!

I acknowledge that honestly nebraska isn't for everyone. I'm starting to see why it's such a good fit for you.
 
Fun trivia question: Did you know, Oregon State only beat ONE FBS team last season? Did you know they got blown out by everyone else but Nevada? That’s a lot to turn around for 5-game interim NFL head coach Mel Tucker in one offseason. I just looked at his NFL coaching career...holy hell it is not good! 2 and 3 year stints only on horrible teams. The thought that he is better than Frost HAS to only come from pure delusion. His College coaching career is better than in the NFL but he still has never stayed anywhere more than 3 years, and it’s not exactly because of promotions. You can look at Frost’s career and see that every single job change he had is an obvious promotion. He has catapulted himself on an upward trajectory and Tucker has more so just been a journeyman with the same job. We’ll see how it goes but you guys have to know it is at least a big question mark. I actually am not liking where your offense will end up with this staff, the more I learn.
 
HuskersRoll said:
Nahhh brahhh. I would though. Lincoln is nice. Colorado is nice too, 23% tax on the weed is a little jacked though. But true story: last time me and the boys were there we literally chased a small prostitution ring out of a bar in Ft. Collins by acting like undercover cops. The bouncers suspected them as well. It was HILARIOUS!
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Leave @BuffSurveyor family alone.
 
HuskersRoll said:
Fun trivia question: Did you know, Oregon State only beat ONE FBS team last season? Did you know they got blown out by everyone else but Nevada? That’s a lot to turn around for 5-game interim NFL head coach Mel Tucker in one offseason. I just looked at his NFL coaching career[insert punctuation here]holy hell it is not good! 2 and 3 year stints only on horrible teams. The thought that he is better than Frost HAS to only come from pure delusion. His College coaching career is better than in the NFL but he still has never stayed anywhere more than 3 years, and it’s not exactly because of promotions. You can look at Frost’s career and see that every single job change he had is an obvious promotion. He has catapulted himself on an upward trajectory and Tucker has more so just been a journeyman with the same job. We’ll see how it goes but you guys have to know it is at least a big question mark. I actually am not liking where your offense will end up with this staff, the more I learn.
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Fun trivia question:

Did you know that a really bad CU team--one that lost to a really bad Oregon State team populated with nebraska's 4-star talent--beat the huskers at home last year?

That seems more relevant to this conversation, somehow.

Both our teams are trying to turn it around. I get your argument that your team is one year further ahead in that turnaround. Please understand my argument, which is that I think you're a ****face.
 
HuskersRoll said:
Fun trivia question: Did you know, Oregon State only beat ONE FBS team last season? Did you know they got blown out by everyone else but Nevada? That’s a lot to turn around for 5-game interim NFL head coach Mel Tucker in one offseason. I just looked at his NFL coaching career[insert punctuation here]holy hell it is not good! 2 and 3 year stints only on horrible teams. The thought that he is better than Frost HAS to only come from pure delusion. His College coaching career is better than in the NFL but he still has never stayed anywhere more than 3 years, and it’s not exactly because of promotions. You can look at Frost’s career and see that every single job change he had is an obvious promotion. He has catapulted himself on an upward trajectory and Tucker has more so just been a journeyman with the same job. We’ll see how it goes but you guys have to know it is at least a big question mark. I actually am not liking where your offense will end up with this staff, the more I learn.
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Simple questions for a simple mind. Why didn't you reference the Colorado Nebraska score? Aren't you a Nebraska fan on a Colorado site? And you don't mention the game that was played between them.....why not?
 
WarBuff said:
Simple questions for a simple mind. Why didn't you reference the Colorado Nebraska score? Aren't you a Nebraska fan on a Colorado site? And you don't mention the game that was played between them[insert punctuation here]..why not?
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Probably the same reason you don’t mention the fact you’re returning most of a team that got exponentially worse as last season went on. We are being selective in our talking points. We’re not so different, you and I.
 
HuskersRoll said:
Probably the same reason you don’t mention the fact you’re returning most of a team that got exponentially worse as last season went on. We are being selective in our talking points. We’re not so different, you and I.
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Difference is we are fairly certain that CU removed the primary reason for the falloff at the end of the season. The talent is in place, hopefully the leadership is now as well.
 
HuskersRoll said:
Fun trivia question: Did you know, Oregon State only beat ONE FBS team last season? Did you know they got blown out by everyone else but Nevada? That’s a lot to turn around for 5-game interim NFL head coach Mel Tucker in one offseason. I just looked at his NFL coaching career[insert punctuation here]holy hell it is not good! 2 and 3 year stints only on horrible teams. The thought that he is better than Frost HAS to only come from pure delusion. His College coaching career is better than in the NFL but he still has never stayed anywhere more than 3 years, and it’s not exactly because of promotions. You can look at Frost’s career and see that every single job change he had is an obvious promotion. He has catapulted himself on an upward trajectory and Tucker has more so just been a journeyman with the same job. We’ll see how it goes but you guys have to know it is at least a big question mark. I actually am not liking where your offense will end up with this staff, the more I learn.
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Fun trivia question: Troy.
 
HuskersRoll said:
Only an inferior team would act like they rarely win by making shirts about one game in a decades long series.
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Actually, it is to commemorate the death of a program that we loath. We loath ****braska in large part because their fan base is the most delusional fan base in America, with a totally false sense of themselves. For example, one of your (as a fan base) major talking points is that we are the most classless fan base in college football. The statement is invariably supported by some bull**** story about keyed cars, sucker punches, and our student section being removed way back when. Meanwhile, ****braska has the 3rd highest fan ejection rate in the country, and continues to call themselves the classiest fans in America. You guys are the Uncle Rico of College Football
 
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HuskersRoll said:
Fun trivia question: Did you know, Oregon State only beat ONE FBS team last season? Did you know they got blown out by everyone else but Nevada? That’s a lot to turn around for 5-game interim NFL head coach Mel Tucker in one offseason. I just looked at his NFL coaching career[insert punctuation here]holy hell it is not good! 2 and 3 year stints only on horrible teams. The thought that he is better than Frost HAS to only come from pure delusion. His College coaching career is better than in the NFL but he still has never stayed anywhere more than 3 years, and it’s not exactly because of promotions. You can look at Frost’s career and see that every single job change he had is an obvious promotion. He has catapulted himself on an upward trajectory and Tucker has more so just been a journeyman with the same job. We’ll see how it goes but you guys have to know it is at least a big question mark. I actually am not liking where your offense will end up with this staff, the more I learn.
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Fun trivia. Our teams played against each other. In Lincoln. Home opener. In Frost's first game as coach. NU energy through the roof. NU motivation through the roof. CU 33 - NU 28. Scoreboard.
 
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