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Official ****braska Hate Thread

Uncle Ken said:
Sweet home Alabama

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If you are trying to make Nebraska look better you are failing.

Yes those are depressing towns but plenty of Nebraska towns have boarded up store fronts, poorly maintained dirt roads, no jobs, and meth fueled crime problems.

In that whole Alabama video I didn't see one 3 story tall manure pile, acres of feedlots and hog pens, or unending miles of corn. Some of those towns have more trees than the entire state of Nebraska does.

I also didn't see towns subject to six months of gray, snow covered, never ending wind, winter. (at least the cold keeps the manure smell down.)

Both states have an excess of overweight, cholesterol laden poorly educated rednecks in red polyester but at least those in Alabama support a team that actually wins real games and thus they have legitimate reason to enjoy their lives.
 
MtnBuff said:
If you are trying to make ****braska look better you are failing.

Yes those are depressing towns but plenty of ****braska towns have boarded up store fronts, poorly maintained dirt roads, no jobs, and meth fueled crime problems.

In that whole Alabama video I didn't see one 3 story tall manure pile, acres of feedlots and hog pens, or unending miles of corn. Some of those towns have more trees than the entire state of ****braska does.

I also didn't see towns subject to six months of gray, snow covered, never ending wind, winter. (at least the cold keeps the manure smell down.)

Both states have an excess of overweight, cholesterol laden poorly educated rednecks in red polyester but at least those in Alabama support a team that actually wins real games and thus they have legitimate reason to enjoy their lives.
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Well done. You see, keeping posts to five paragraphs or less isn’t that difficult.
 
MtnBuff said:
If you are trying to make ****braska look better you are failing.

Yes those are depressing towns but plenty of ****braska towns have boarded up store fronts, poorly maintained dirt roads, no jobs, and meth fueled crime problems.

In that whole Alabama video I didn't see one 3 story tall manure pile, acres of feedlots and hog pens, or unending miles of corn. Some of those towns have more trees than the entire state of ****braska does.

I also didn't see towns subject to six months of gray, snow covered, never ending wind, winter. (at least the cold keeps the manure smell down.)

Both states have an excess of overweight, cholesterol laden poorly educated rednecks in red polyester but at least those in Alabama support a team that actually wins real games and thus they have legitimate reason to enjoy their lives.
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My sister-in-law just got a job offer to be a professor at a school in the Mobile area. So my brother and her are moving to about as Deep South as one can get in this country. It was definitely a shock to hear the news, given that we are a year + into getting my dad’s estate finalized and closed.
I’ve heard Mobile is pretty, but I’m not looking forward to any trips down there...I haven’t looked forward to a trip to Clearwater, FL to visit family there, either. I’ve never been attracted to that area of the country. For punishment of being born in Nebraska, and having lived my entire life here, I should atleast visit only the places I feel like I’d love without stepping foot in. I don’t think I was a fan of Colorado, until I got to get west of the south suburbs of the Denver area, and drove into the mountains on our way to Junction.

I’m surprised that nub fans still like Eric Crouch...back-to-back, blow out QB. Maybe deep down, he was a CU fan?
 
CUAviator said:
Anyone been to Tuscaloosa? ‘Cause I’m doubling down on that place being the butthole of the college football world.
Full disclosure - been to CS; sucked. Doesn’t hold a candle to Tuscaloosa suck.
Haven’t been to Lincoln.
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College Station isn't the worst atmosphere-Kyle Field's pretty comfortable (been a couple of times starting with the Albert Connell game in 1995). College Station's a dump-but Aggie fans are fun to tailgate with. Nice people but not the fake nice you see in Nebraska.

As far as your original question-Tuscaloosa is in Alabama. Doesn't that make it the butthole of not only the college football world, but the world in general?
 
SeanMSan said:
My sister-in-law just got a job offer to be a professor at a school in the Mobile area. So my brother and her are moving to about as Deep South as one can get in this country. It was definitely a shock to hear the news, given that we are a year + into getting my dad’s estate finalized and closed.
I’ve heard Mobile is pretty, but I’m not looking forward to any trips down there...I haven’t looked forward to a trip to Clearwater, FL to visit family there, either. I’ve never been attracted to that area of the country. For punishment of being born in ****braska, and having lived my entire life here, I should atleast visit only the places I feel like I’d love without stepping foot in. I don’t think I was a fan of Colorado, until I got to get west of the south suburbs of the Denver area, and drove into the mountains on our way to Junction.

I’m surprised that nub fans still like Eric Crouch...back-to-back, blow out QB. Maybe deep down, he was a CU fan?
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We need a gofundme for you to come out to Folsom to hang out with us for a weekend. I feel bad for you living in that corn-infested ****hole to the east.
 
SeanMSan said:
My sister-in-law just got a job offer to be a professor at a school in the Mobile area. So my brother and her are moving to about as Deep South as one can get in this country. It was definitely a shock to hear the news, given that we are a year + into getting my dad’s estate finalized and closed.
I’ve heard Mobile is pretty, but I’m not looking forward to any trips down there...I haven’t looked forward to a trip to Clearwater, FL to visit family there, either. I’ve never been attracted to that area of the country. For punishment of being born in ****braska, and having lived my entire life here, I should atleast visit only the places I feel like I’d love without stepping foot in. I don’t think I was a fan of Colorado, until I got to get west of the south suburbs of the Denver area, and drove into the mountains on our way to Junction.

I’m surprised that nub fans still like Eric Crouch...back-to-back, blow out QB. Maybe deep down, he was a CU fan?
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Complaining about Mobile in regards to visiting Alabama is really something.
 
SpacemanSpiff said:
Robert Trent Jones Trail of golf courses in Alabama are fantastic.
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So is Dauphin Island. Insanely beautiful.

journalstar.com

Frost on the radio: Huskers feel good about where young QBs will be in development come August

Scott Frost (again) says the team is "comfortable" behind Adrian Martinez at QB. Heinrich Haarberg might have something to do with that.
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Scott Frost feeling good about where the May national champions are. I hear his dumb ass talk and the only thing I think of is "Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson.
 
So, basically, Frost didn’t go after any QB transfers because none of them were better than what he’s got.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend Yes GIF
 
Yeah - Indiana is on there but no Wisconsin? Stanford? Nebraska? Wut?

Honestly, red is Nebraska’s identity. I’d would be like if they asked which team wears black best and left us off but put Purdue and Vanderbilt on there.
 
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