Yep, got my UCF ticket confirmation too.
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Official ****braska Hate Thread
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Great!
Eat lots of asparagus before you fill them.
ahoelsken
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Which one of us is going to push your granny down the stairs at that piece of Khrushchev era architecture you call a football stadium first by the way?
ahoelsken
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Jealous. Too bad that game isn't here. Gus has himself a QB in KJ Jefferson.
My granny is already dead. A worthless POS CU fan pushed her down the stairs after that big 62-36 upset game. God rest her soul.
I fancy myself as thorough. How far is Lake McConaughy?
You can still walk on the escalator you lazy bastard.
LOL did that a lot in DC when riding the Metro.
I didn't see what thread I was in, and I didn't notice who the tweet was from. I just assumed that it would be a go-pro of somebody sliding the rail all the way to the bottom and perhaps wiping out spectacularly.
And then I watched, and nothing happened. And I wondered if there was going to be some sort of clown-themed jump scare as this forever escalator descended into a creepy mall basement. And then the video just ended, but nothing had happened.
And then I tried to figure out what was going on. Am I correct that the HC of the nebraska cornhuskers is using a boring escalator video to promote the facilities in lincoln? I still hate them, sure, but I'm not sure I've ever felt sadder in my life.
The wonder and amazement only shared by a toddler
One of the less fat ones.
He could end up with one that is so fat that when seated the belly extends to or past the knees effectively eliminating the lap.
What else could anyone be doing in Nebraska?
A down escalator in a building dedicated to fusker football.
A visual of descending into the depths of hell.
85alum
Well-Known Member
fixed
Laugh if you want, but publicizing that they have an escalator is recruiting gold! I guarantee that every prospect who hears a pitch from another program is going to respond with, "Yeah, but do you have an escalator?"
Better than an elevator?
Some people might be swayed by a modern elevator. Rhule has that base covered by rolling out the red carpet for official visitors at the Country Inn & Suites by Radisson right next to campus. Gorgeous elevator. Recruits are pretty much blown away when they fly into Omaha, take that scenic drive down to Lincoln, and then see an elevator that's up to Radisson standards. But just when they think it couldn't get better, they're driven to the team facilities and get to experience that escalator. Really takes things to 11 and leaves recruits speechless.
Yeah I know since watching those brand new sparkly Peterbilts hauling those ladies (might be better than the co-eds from that school) in those cow trailers while watching tumble weeds cross the highway is quite scenic.
85alum
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The hard landing at the end is their annual match up with Iowa.
I think it's a emblematic of living in nebraska.
That would be nuts if he was doing that at the Wheaton or L’fanat Plaza station on the DC Metro. Steep and long escalators…and I used to try to reach the top from the bottom…tough stuff.
My 4 year old and the Nebraska head football coach would be best buds
