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Official ****braska Hate Thread

Stopped at my daughters apartment to pick her up for the game. Couple of female nubs fans waiting in the lot for the combine to pick them up. Couldn’t help but chase them with the pickup, ranchhand bumper just inches off their chubby butts. I had to stop when their thighs started smoking from the friction. Nebraska, home of the fat chick.
 
Stopped at my daughters apartment to pick her up for the game. Couple of female nubs fans waiting in the lot for the combine to pick them up. Couldn’t help but chase them with the pickup, ranchhand bumper just inches off their chubby butts. I had to stop when their thighs started smoking from the friction. ****braska, home of the fat chick.
Photos or video or it didn't happen.
 
Just think what this place will be like if the H.u.s.k.e.r.s pull this game off.

Don't come to me asking for a hug if NU wins.
 
Pretty sure he is just the runza delivery boy.

The jokes on Runza then, the ones in Omaha don’t deliver...can’t speak for the rest of braska. I suspect Runza delivery boy is a front for meth distribution and fusker prostitution network?
 
I will do my best to honor the Red fans in Boulder today. If I fail in these efforts, please feel free to kick me in my huge 'nads as hard as you possibly can. It makes me feel alive.
 
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Sadly, the inbred is correct. Lots and lots of red here in Boulder. The Buff felt like we were in Lincoln

Meth must have a hearty demand? Trickledown economics is happening in the trucking and rest stop industries? My explanations on how so many Fusker faithful made it to Boulder...or they are leveraging the deed to the trailer and making out those fringe credit cards...
 
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