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Official Colorado @ Nebraska Simulation

Scat_Back said:
Just curious. Do your high-iq high-integrity fans trash their own field when they lose away games too? Or is that just home games? I guess we’ll see eh? I’ve just never seen my fellow trailer park meth head sister banging Nebraskans do anything like that. Good times.
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No. We trash away fields when we win.
 
Scat_Back said:
Just curious. Do your high-iq high-integrity fans trash their own field when they lose away games too? Or is that just home games? I guess we’ll see eh? I’ve just never seen my fellow trailer park meth head sister banging Nebraskans do anything like that. Good times.
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Will CU fans release hundreds of balloons into the air, litter the countryside and kill a few birds along the way. No.

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But we’re not opposed to launching a few dozen zip lock baggies full asparagus enhanced piss in your general direction.
 
Clean Undies said:
Will CU fans release hundreds of balloons into the air, litter the countryside and kill a few birds along the way. No.

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But we’re not opposed to launching a few dozen zip lock baggies full asparagus enhanced piss in your general direction.
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If it is raining when the balloons are released, will the Pussker fans drown while staring up slackjawed at the balloons as they rise into the air?
 
WarBuff said:
If it is raining when the balloons are released, will the Pussker fans drown while staring up slackjawed at the balloons as they rise into the air?
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If they score...would love to see them go home with those balloons.
 
Scat_Back said:
Just curious. Do your high-iq high-integrity fans trash their own field when they lose away games too? Or is that just home games? I guess we’ll see eh? I’ve just never seen my fellow trailer park meth head sister banging Nebraskans do anything like that. Good times.
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Geriatrics lack spirit
 
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
 
Scat_Back said:
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
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I'm thinking I would make road pizza of you and your boys.
 
Scat_Back said:
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
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You’re eating the crow wrong, dip-****.

Also, I don’t think people who post football simulations are probably all that tough in real life.

Can I assume you didn’t clap for the visiting team?
 
Scat_Back said:
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
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:ROFLMAO: Gotta love cornholio. Barrade is not a word, unless you're Swedish.
 
Scat_Back said:
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
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Another perfect fusker reply. “I’m here to be a stand up guy and eat crow. Good game. But you got lucky and me and my friends would destroy you at front yard football. Which is the real measure of a man, instead of wimpy simulations. So come on over.”
 
Scat_Back said:
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
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You can’t be older than 13, right?
 
Scat_Back said:
I’m here to eat crow just like I told you guys I would. Good game. I seriously question that major call on that last drive...I think the fact that we had a new coach, new qb, new everything else, I don’t think ya’ll are that good so don’t expect much. Barrade me with wathever the hell you think is legit, which again...isn’t much. Me and my boys are still throwing the rock around the yard and we would crush anyone on here, for real messagee and I will give you my address, and we will do it. Seriously, we are more hyped to **** Colorado pussiez then ever. Do it. Let’s get it baby. GBR
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so tough! you must be really cool. maybe work on your language arts skills before you retake that ged. that extra .50 cents an hour at wal-mart will come in handy when you are rolling like the gangsta you are.
 
I will reiterate. You guys did not beat us. We beat ourselves. 1 play goes differently and you fools lose. Your team STILL SUCKS. Mark my words. You guys will absolutely do
Nothing special this year. In fact I still feel we end up with the better record lol. You were our break-in team, just better than usual. I feel that we come away the winners in the future. Not you. Bye! Lol
 
Scat_Back said:
I will reiterate. You guys did not beat us. We beat ourselves. 1 play goes differently and you fools lose. Your team STILL SUCKS. Mark my words. You guys will absolutely do
Nothing special this year. In fact I still feel we end up with the better record lol. You were our break in team, better than usual. I feel that we come away the winners in the future. Not you. Bye! Lol
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So pathetic to see Nebraska reduced to moral victories.
 
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