- “Coach, I think I broke my dick.”I ended up playing basketball with a hairline fracture in my wrist that hurt like a motha. My dad told me to shake it off so I went on (tendons must've held it together). Years later when I had to get that arm xrayed for something else they said oh by the way your broken wrist healed up very nice.
- “Put some mud on it and get back in there!”
Johnny Be Goode