Also, Connecticut sucks. Somehow CT, NH, and VT all go together, so they all suck. Maybe because of monopoly. I don’t know, never been to VT, but I’m assuming. It’s kinda like when people lump Spain and Portugal together.
They're not high, but don't get caught on one of them in the wrong weather or you will die.
That syrup is no joke thoughAlso, Connecticut sucks. Somehow CT, NH, and VT all go together, so they all suck. Maybe because of monopoly. I don’t know, never been to VT, but I’m assuming. It’s kinda like when people lump Spain and Portugal together.
They do have something in common with our last opponent.
In New Hampshire they call them hogs.
In Nebraska they call them your neighbors daughter.
Looked at a website...NH has the lowest rate of STDs since it's too cold to take off your pants which isn't the case in 'Braska.
In Nebraska they take off their pants to share the warmth, and end up sharing other things.
Good thing we smoke trees in Colorado.Trees.
Lots and lots of trees.
did you get to use your right hand on them?
This is exactly the advice I gave to some of the younger Buffs concerning fusker women in stinkoln last week.
at the same time? #aussiepuntersftwBoth hands even!
at the same time? #aussiepuntersftw
I really feel like they could merge all the states known as "New England" into a single state called "LobsterRetireeRedsoxLand" and be done with it. Boston would be the capital. we'd amend the flag to be 45 stars, have 5 less state governments, 10 less US Senators, roughly the same number of house members, and kids in geography classes everywhere would celebrate cause no one can place most of those states on a map anyway.
you're welcome.
Text from my son at the game, "I have decided attractive women do not attend the University of Nebraska".I've never seen as many ugly co-eds in my life as I did last weekend
I recall a Texas fan taking my phone away for the 4th quarter because his a&m fiance was a drunken mess and I may have been disrespectful towards her. ****ing Texans.I officiated a wedding in New Hampshire a couple years ago. The bride was from there and a Patriots fan and the groom was a Longhorns fan from Texas. A beautiful moment was found in the middle of the ceremony when I seamlessly transitioned from talking **** about the Texas Longhorns to congratulating the world champion Denver Broncos.
Later that day, @Darth Snow and I watched Montez lead the Buffs to a victory over Oregon on his phone during the reception.
Colorado owned that day and I suspect it will be the same this coming Saturday.
PM me if you want me to officiate your wedding. Or dick pics. Or both.
I really feel like they could merge all the states known as "New England" into a single state called "LobsterRetireeRedsoxLand" and be done with it. Boston would be the capital. we'd amend the flag to be 45 stars, have 5 less state governments, 10 less US Senators, roughly the same number of house members, and kids in geography classes everywhere would celebrate cause no one can place most of those states on a map anyway.
you're welcome.
I thought it already was...no hate here. I do agree with LDH. The whole Northeast should be called New England.