Also, Connecticut sucks. Somehow CT, NH, and VT all go together, so they all suck. Maybe because of monopoly. I don’t know, never been to VT, but I’m assuming. It’s kinda like when people lump Spain and Portugal together.
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OFFICIAL new hampshire hate thread!
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This is exactly the advice I gave to some of the younger Buffs concerning fusker women in stinkoln last week.
Steve821980
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That syrup is no joke though
Looked at a website...NH has the lowest rate of STDs since it's too cold to take off your pants which isn't the case in 'Braska.
In Nebraska they take off their pants to share the warmth, and end up sharing other things.
Guess Scott Frost should have took his pants off at the post game presser.
I really feel like they could merge all the states known as "New England" into a single state called "LobsterRetireeRedsoxLand" and be done with it. Boston would be the capital. we'd amend the flag to be 45 stars, have 5 less state governments, 10 less US Senators, roughly the same number of house members, and kids in geography classes everywhere would celebrate cause no one can place most of those states on a map anyway.
you're welcome.
you're welcome.
chitownbuff
Club Member
Good thing we smoke trees in Colorado.
New Hampshire wishes it was Vermont so it could be the yang...
SuperiorBuff
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Actually, NH, RI and ME are the only things in NE worth a ****.
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Hmm. I was told that New Hampshire was 69ing Vermont.
Upon closer inspection, I disagree.
New Hampshire is eating Vermont’s ass. And Vermont has a tiny pecker.
Both hands even!
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
I've never seen as many ugly co-eds in my life as I did last weekend
at the same time? #aussiepuntersftw
b3buffs
Well-Known Member
Make Providence the capital just to piss off the Massholes.
SuperiorBuff
Well-Known Member
Text from my son at the game, "I have decided attractive women do not attend the University of Nebraska".
I officiated a wedding in New Hampshire a couple years ago. The bride was from there and a Patriots fan and the groom was a Longhorns fan from Texas. A beautiful moment was found in the middle of the ceremony when I seamlessly transitioned from talking **** about the Texas Longhorns to congratulating the world champion Denver Broncos.
Later that day, @Darth Snow and I watched Montez lead the Buffs to a victory over Oregon on his phone during the reception.
Colorado owned that day and I suspect it will be the same this coming Saturday.
PM me if you want me to officiate your wedding. Or dick pics. Or both.
Later that day, @Darth Snow and I watched Montez lead the Buffs to a victory over Oregon on his phone during the reception.
Colorado owned that day and I suspect it will be the same this coming Saturday.
PM me if you want me to officiate your wedding. Or dick pics. Or both.
I recall a Texas fan taking my phone away for the 4th quarter because his a&m fiance was a drunken mess and I may have been disrespectful towards her. ****ing Texans.
jizzrag85
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Lmfao. I **** you not before I commented I had to verify that New Hampshire was in fact near Massachusetts because I knew it was somewhere near Maine or somewhere up in that cluster **** northeast. Lol this comment is spot on. Thanks for the laugh.
I thought it already was...