I officiated a wedding in New Hampshire a couple years ago. The bride was from there and a Patriots fan and the groom was a Longhorns fan from Texas. A beautiful moment was found in the middle of the ceremony when I seamlessly transitioned from talking **** about the Texas Longhorns to congratulating the world champion Denver Broncos.
Later that day,
@Darth Snow and I watched Montez lead the Buffs to a victory over Oregon on his phone during the reception.
Colorado owned that day and I suspect it will be the same this coming Saturday.
PM me if you want me to officiate your wedding. Or dick pics. Or both.