The big thing that you cannot seem to get by is answering why, after playing major conference football for over 100 years, these mythical "big money donors" of Stanford and Cal will magically start putting serious money into football.
Their donors have had a metric **** ton of money for decades, and some of them have stepped up to the plate to help fund other sports, but all of the sudden, they're going to magically step up and start supporting the football program for... reasons.
The odds are always better that people will continue the same things they've done for decades rather than change. Cal and Stanford do not have football fans (fans = people who give money to the AD
for football, attend games and arrange their schedule to watch games on TV). They have alumni. There's a difference.
Here's Cal & Stanford's Alumni/Fan venn diagram (note: CSU's is similar):
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Here's CU's:
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And, here's a random SEC school:
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