you, waylon, and the other fuskers are invited to the greatest pre-game party EVER. every kind of booze and entertainment that you could ever hope for. it is going to be epic. hookers, blow, live music!
here's what you do and be sure to only invite other cool fuskers like yourselves:
on friday night, before the game, at around 1130p, we will text you the secret location. don't bother to bring any food or drink or anything. we will have everything you need.
when you get there, you are going to see a tree line. walk through the tree line and you will find yourselves in an empty field. please locate the plastic tarps. you will find them on the ground, next to a large long pit, about 6 feet deep. please stand on the tarps and be careful not to fall into the pit-- it is for later. the big party surprise will be happening very, very soon.
cheers.