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Poor Clark Evans...

Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?

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Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?

In Clark Evans last game in HS, he was about to get sacked, Evans looked at the defender in the eyes and the defender dropped like a rock, Evans then threw a 67 yard TD pass to win the game. True story.
 
Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?

Unleash Hell said:
In Clark Evans last game in HS, he was about to get sacked, Evans looked at the defender in the eyes and the defender dropped like a rock, Evans then threw a 67 yard TD pass to win the game. True story.
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Nobody is going to believe this BS story. 'Clark Evans was about to get sacked'. What horse****. Everyone knows this is a lie as soon as you said that.:smile2:
 
Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?

Unleash Hell said:
In Clark Evans last game in HS, he was about to get sacked, Evans looked at the defender in the eyes and the defender dropped like a rock, Evans then threw a 67 yard TD pass to win the game. True story.
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You forgot two important parts.

1. he was faking that he was going to get sacked just to make it more challenging
2. he ran downfield and caught the 67-yard pass.

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To be fair, I heard Clark Evans allowed himself to be sacked once, just to see what it was like.
 
Clark Evans gave me a kidney once, of course, it wasn't his own, he pulled it out of a passer-by. I didn't need a kidney but you don't turn down a kidney when Clark Evans offers one. Now I have 3.
 
Clark Evans' dog doesn't eat his homework. Clark Evans' dog DOES his homework.
 
AlferdJasper said:
do you mean Pat Brougham?*




*or am I lost and need to sit in the corner and wait for translation?
Wouldn't be the first time.
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Yes, when I beat my own head with my fist after the missed FG against Wisconsin, I probably knocked his first name from my memory.
 
boulderado2 said:
Maybe Clark Evans could give this guy a hug?
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:lol::lol:Sometimes our smackroom moderator requires a little external validation. A big ol' Clark Evans hug would make BCS's day.

You're doin' a great job little fella!
 
Poor Clark Evans - his north All Star team lost to the south in yesterday's OC All Star Game.

31-0 at the half
38-21 final, south wins.

Clark got sacked at about 1:10 on this video,
but as you know, he let it happen, just so he could see what it felt like ... once.
Okay, twice.

Clark makes a 15-yd touchdown pass at about 1:48 in the video.
(He split qb duties with another player. Evans was responsible for at least 2 of the North's 3 TDs, couldn't tell who was QB for the 3rd.)

All Star Game coverage

Would have liked to see this:
Coach John Barnes used his own trick play to spark the drive. North quarterback Clark Evans of Los Alamitos threw a short out pass to Williams, who tossed back to Evans. The Colorado-bound passer then connected with Los Alamitos teammate Darryl Jenkins for a 42-yard gain to the South’s 13. Jenkins made excellent stretching grab.
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