AlferdJasper
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Clark Evans' highlight tape was blank; just his name on the sleeve was enough.
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Poor Clark Evans...
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there is no dana only clark evans
clark evans eats Steven Seagal and ****s out chuck norris... he is that damn impressive
there is no dana only clark evans
Now that's funny :rofl2:
AlferdJasper
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Question:
How many Clark Evans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Best answer gets free admission to the spring game.:smile2:
How many Clark Evans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Best answer gets free admission to the spring game.:smile2:
Clark Evans' lightbulbs don't go out...they know better.
87toInfinity
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Three, just like any other task. He is the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
Deleted member 807
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None. That's a job for mere mortals.
When Clark Evans wants to screw something, light bulbs need not apply.
SkiTownUSA
Administrator
Winner thus far IMO. :lol:
mike tyson may want to eat lennox lewis's children but clark evans DID IT
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DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
Two eyes...Clark Evans glares at the light bulbs and they change themselves in fear of dissapointing him after they went out.
AlferdJasper
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AlferdJasper
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I just found out that Clark Evans once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
This is not the dog, but it's a slow day and I'm bored.
This dog isn't even worthy of being trained by Clark Evans.
[video=youtube;PgOIlQXBWHQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgOIlQXBWHQ[/video]
This is not the dog, but it's a slow day and I'm bored.
This dog isn't even worthy of being trained by Clark Evans.
[video=youtube;PgOIlQXBWHQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgOIlQXBWHQ[/video]
AlferdJasper
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it takes clark evans only one lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop
John Malkovich wants to be Clark Evans
The Fusker
Member
The people in Lincoln who do not like football can just ship up interstate 80 to Omaha.
clark evans should smite you for blaspheming his post but instead he has mercifully banished you to live in nebraska forever
The Fusker
Member
I've got no problem with that at all. Well, except the God-forsaken heat and humidity.
and the corn and the pig **** geysers and larry the cable guy 
Works for me, just don't accidentally drive the opposite direction and end up here, which seems to happen WAY too much.
The Fusker
Member
and the corn and the pig **** geysers and larry the cable guy
Not a big larry the cable guy fan myself. I wouldn't send some of the imbecilic morons out to Colorado. They would most likely just become the regular breed of "permanent tourists," that invaded your state much like Californicators.
AlferdJasper
Well-Known Member
Clark Evans can name all 49 interesting states in alphabetical order.
Clark Evans burned the offer he got from knebraska.