I'm not going to fly up for the game on Saturday.
In my vacant seats, I would like to place stony quiet yet terrifying looking pair of terracotta soldiers. (See pix above.)
These statues should sit shoulder to shoulder and must be holding my tickets along with the following message.
"Congradulations to the repeat Pac12 Champion Men's Cross Country Team. These tickets are purchased in support of you.
I love the Buffs players and support the facilities enhancemements.
Misters DiStephano and Benson, these historically brutal blowout losses have turned me to stone. Please make a winning CU football team a priority and help reanimate me. "
If an army of terracotta soldiers cannot be realistically brought into Folsom on behalf of disappointed fans on short notice, then maybe someone can just tape my tickets on my seats at the beginning of the game and then return to the tailgate or enjoy a carefree weekend in Boulder.
PS, I'd normally donate my unused tickets to the make a wish foundation, but I don't want to be responsible for breaking the heart of some sickly kid.