Nebraska is the worst performing economy in the nation. If you thought it sucked there before, wait until you see the future.
http://www.klkntv.com/story/35991752/report-nebraska-worst-performing-economy-in-country
“Enjoy Nebraska! Take a leisurely stroll down the North Platte River. Take in the beauty of Scott’s Bluff. Enjoy a fun day with the family shucking corn! Ladies, spend a joyous day at the International Quilt Study Center And Museum. And gents, what could be better than a day at the Lester F. Larsen Tractor Museum? Yes folks, it doesn’t get any better than this. Discover why the settlers continued westward. Nebraska. It blows.”
“Enjoy Nebraska! Take a leisurely stroll down the North Platte River. Take in the beauty of Scott’s Bluff. Enjoy a fun day with the family shucking corn! Ladies, spend a joyous day at the International Quilt Study Center And Museum. And gents, what could be better than a day at the Lester F. Larsen Tractor Museum? Yes folks, it doesn’t get any better than this. Discover why the settlers continued westward. Nebraska. It blows.”
I actually considered that. But I figured those visiting ‘braska would turn around and leave before they made it that far.And then there's this:
First time I saw that sucker while approaching from the east ... I thought I was hallucinating and seeing the Ark of the Covenant. blown up x1000.
My Tuesday morning seems to be off to a reasonably good start.the Bill Clinton quote on their website seems like a partial quote:
"This is a fantastic place"
should be followed by
"to meet skeezy I-80 lot lizards."
or
"to take your sided-side-side piece and not run into anyone you know."
or
"to put in your rearview mirror."
Any of those, or combination of those would work.
Boat snack!This thread is amaaaazing!
You know my ****ty hometown of Scottsbluff? I'm so sorry you know about it..“Enjoy Nebraska! Take a leisurely stroll down the North Platte River. Take in the beauty of Scott’s Bluff. Enjoy a fun day with the family shucking corn! Ladies, spend a joyous day at the International Quilt Study Center And Museum. And gents, what could be better than a day at the Lester F. Larsen Tractor Museum? Yes folks, it doesn’t get any better than this. Discover why the settlers continued westward. Nebraska. It blows.”
Excellent!Boat snack!
Are you watching this NIU v Western MI game tonight? These guys are TOUGH. Maybe one of their coaches are available to take a flyer on Lincoln?This thread is amaaaazing!
Looks, CU needs new coaches too. Better put CU's name in the hat.Are you watching this NIU v Western MI game tonight? These guys are TOUGH. Maybe one of their coaches are available to take a flyer on Lincoln?
Or even better, an AD / HC combo! A boy can dream, no?
We’ll worry about our coaches. You worry about yours.Looks, CU needs new coaches too. Better put CU's name in the hat.
Gotcha.Looks, CU needs new coaches too. Better put CU's name in the hat.