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This is funny, but please be nice
- Thread starter darth-horax
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LOL. Goddammit.
She is already an island. I am sure there is something living on that!
In all seriousness, in the 2 years after I was first divorced, I dated what I believe to be an appropriate number of women, all in their late 20s to early 30s. I would say, from memory, only one or two of them weren't bat**** crazy. It was so bad, I took an almost full year sabbatical from dating before I met my now wife.
That was the pattern I was talking about, jaggass.
She was bat**** crazy as well. She married you.
I remind her of that often.
Her response is something along the lines of "I didn't know what I was getting myself into!"
I'm not sure she's joking.
full-on crazy and crappy sex does not compute.
you just need more data points
I have enough scars from the data points I do have, thank you very much.
As a wise man once said “better to be dead than red and obese with diabeatus”.
This is an important point.
Women that I would have "coffee" with would say, "you are just getting divorced, you are ****ed up", and I would say, "I have no idea what you are talking about!"
Whatever term you want to put to it, they were right. I dated a girl roughly 2 years after my wife and I separated, and the best thing that came out of it was when she dumped me (yeah, whatever - it happens), I actually was sad. I was SAD. This was AWESOME, as in I actually had FEELINGS. Never in my life have I been so happy when a girl dropped my ass in the curb like a side of trash, but this was seriously fantastic. My whole outlook on life changed. I then proceeded to have massive amounts of fun for the next few years.
Then I got married. That is a different discussion entirely...
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They don’t like black people on farmersonly. It was match.com. She lived in orange county while i lived in LA. Not only was she geographically undesirable in terms of her home state; her apartment was easily 120-150 mins in traffic from my house.
Yes! You like em crazy too?! We should be friends.
I married the first non crazy I met and didn’t look back...
That's why I've never seen a black guy on one of their commercials!
Black farmers have to be lonely at farmersonly dot com.
still working on it?
FlatironsBuff
Well-Known Member
Now I feel old because I can’t remember the name of the guy that grabbed the girls fat roll and played with it thinking it was her boob. Ahhhh. Greg in Austin.
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