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What fruit or vegetable could you punt the farthest?

Hmmmm I'm so uncoordinated id whiff if I tried to punt half the **** ive seen in here sooooo

Throw: lemon
Punt: butternut squash.
 
JMBuffs said:
**** no to punting an apple, you're going to break your foot.

Punt: cabbage
Throw: Cutie
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If punting an apple would break your foot, then you are:
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SBP said:
Good call on the Grapefruit.

But Avocado?!? WTF is the matter with you? It isn’t aerodynamic or symmetrical. It would tumble wildly out of control. You have a lot to learn!!

Make mine a not too ripe plum.
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Idk buddy! It has a grippy skin plus maybe you could spin it as you throw it. The plum isn’t a bad call but at that point you gotta go with an onion
 
I’d punt an artichoke right into the arse of the long snapper.

And I’d chuck a green kumquat from home plate to somewhere between the mound and second base, allowing the base runner to steal standing up.
 
SBP said:
Good call on the Grapefruit.

But Avocado?!? WTF is the matter with you? It isn’t aerodynamic or symmetrical. It would tumble wildly out of control. You have a lot to learn!!

Make mine a not too ripe plum.
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Reed Avocados are round. They’re also about 3 lbs sooo
 
Punt a big passion fruit for max distance, throw a pineapple because it would be the most fun.
 
GoldenSkier said:
Idk buddy! It has a grippy skin plus maybe you could spin it as you throw it. The plum isn’t a bad call but at that point you gotta go with an onion
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The grippy skin is an interesting point but it can’t overcome the aerodynamics. The onion is way too heavy! Come on
 
This my favorite thread of all time. Maybe it’s the depressive state of our sports today but **** man, I needed this.
 
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