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What fruit or vegetable could you punt the farthest?

Hmmmm I'm so uncoordinated id whiff if I tried to punt half the **** ive seen in here sooooo

Throw: lemon
Punt: butternut squash.
 
JMBuffs said:
**** no to punting an apple, you're going to break your foot.

Punt: cabbage
Throw: Cutie
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If punting an apple would break your foot, then you are:
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SBP said:
Good call on the Grapefruit.

But Avocado?!? WTF is the matter with you? It isn’t aerodynamic or symmetrical. It would tumble wildly out of control. You have a lot to learn!!

Make mine a not too ripe plum.
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Idk buddy! It has a grippy skin plus maybe you could spin it as you throw it. The plum isn’t a bad call but at that point you gotta go with an onion
 
I’d punt an artichoke right into the arse of the long snapper.

And I’d chuck a green kumquat from home plate to somewhere between the mound and second base, allowing the base runner to steal standing up.
 
SBP said:
Good call on the Grapefruit.

But Avocado?!? WTF is the matter with you? It isn’t aerodynamic or symmetrical. It would tumble wildly out of control. You have a lot to learn!!

Make mine a not too ripe plum.
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Reed Avocados are round. They’re also about 3 lbs sooo
 
Punt a big passion fruit for max distance, throw a pineapple because it would be the most fun.
 
GoldenSkier said:
Idk buddy! It has a grippy skin plus maybe you could spin it as you throw it. The plum isn’t a bad call but at that point you gotta go with an onion
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The grippy skin is an interesting point but it can’t overcome the aerodynamics. The onion is way too heavy! Come on
 
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