What fruit or vegetable could you punt the farthest?

[Unleash Hell]

Anybody that doesn’t give this hire a fair chance.

 

[PAHIBuff]

Has anyone else ever read a thread and seriously started to question their life choices?

Yes. I'm questioning my choice of a kiwi for the throw. I'm now leaning hard toward a lime.

 

[ChillyBuff]

Punt: Butter lettuce
Throw: apple

As a former punter, the punt with both feet is an interesting option.

 

[FlatironsBuff]

Punt: Butter lettuce
Throw: apple

As a former punter, the punt with both feet is an interesting option.

Works best if you make a dolphin sound as you kick.

 

[goalline]

Works best if you make a dolphin sound as you kick.

It’s hard to kick with both feet on porpoise.

 

[BUFFS14]

It’s hard to kick with both feet on porpoise.

Dolphinately

 

[The Ogre]

Getting off tarpon with these finny puns, but this threadfin-shad be safe from mods’ hooks.

The OP reminds me of a USMC cadence from decades ago that must have gone away years ago - it was borderline back then.

 

[Buffnik]

I think this thread has jumped the shark.

 

[BUFFS14]

I think this thread has jumped the shark.

Whale, what would you expect from this group of hammerheads

 

[INTHABUFF]

Mods...please rename this thread, “Low Point”

 

[The Ogre]

I think this thread has jumped the shark.

You mean today?

 

[Hank]

Punt: Medlar fruit
Throw: Star fruit
Take: Ear of corn

Ew gross!