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Agent Dave Kujan said:
I was at a wedding in Atlanta many moons ago talking with an extremely attractive blond southern bell. Being at a wedding, I was hoping for the best as you might imagine.

We were talking about where people in the south went for a vacation and she said in the sweetest southern voice,

“Well, I used to luv to go to Hilton Head Sout Carolina, but it got rooned by all those gawd damn…..

Right then, in that instant, the hair on the back of my neck stood up as I realized that I was in the south and that they were far more racist than my hometown of Denver. I was sure that she was going to use the “n” word, and I really didn’t know how I was going to react to that word or how I was going to respond.

….Yankees.”

PHEW!!!

I said with a smile, “Well sweetheart, I’m a Yankee”

She said, “Nah, you are a Westerner, You people are great”

“Well what is a Yankee then?”

“Oh you know people from OHIOOH and New York and place like that.”

I thought about explaining the differences between the Midwest and the East Coast, but then I remembered the mission….

“I hate those bastards too.”

Carry on.
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And then?

Don't leave me hanging!

Did you get the best ass I might imagine or not?
 
Creebuzz said:
Provincialism is annoying anywhere*. ”The South” is just such a large space and population with that common identity. And that common identity is so obviously tainted with slavery that it makes it even worse.


*See Haole in Hawaii and ”From Away” in Maine, for example. Oh, **** off with that ****.
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Have you met those assholes on the Upper East Side?
 
SeanMSan said:
Note to self: Ducks fans are completely oblivious and are not self-aware.
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No sh*t.

Bo Nix has been playing college football since 2019. He holds the record for the most college football career starts by a quarterback. Like Penix the NCAA also granted Nix an extra year of eligibility because of COVID-19.
 
MiamiBuffs said:
No sh*t.

Bo Nix has been playing college football since 2019. He holds the record for the most college football career starts by a quarterback. Like Penix the NCAA also granted Nix an extra year of eligibility because of COVID-19.
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I don’t believe Penix has started 61 games.
 
The Alabaster Yak said:
Surprised this hasn't been mentioned. Pretty big news if/when this is enacted. Gets rid of the need for collectives and just consolidates to ADs, but also potentially allows an AD that is suddenly coming into a ton of cash flow to help in this NIL arena.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1745244396298416538
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With existing lawsuits from female athletes about NIL disparities already filed, the NCAA continues to make idiotic decisions.
 
manhattanbuff said:
With existing lawsuits from female athletes about NIL disparities already filed, the NCAA continues to make idiotic decisions.
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yea, again, they can't do this without some serious judicial gymnastics.

Congress has to change title 9.

Also, once this happens, all the non P2 schools are really ****ed. Coach salaries will take a hit but when Purdue can demolish your NIL with their extra 50 million from TV money, not even Coach Prime can help ya.
 
Darth Snow said:
yea, again, they can't do this without some serious judicial gymnastics.

Congress has to change title 9.

Also, once this happens, all the non P2 schools are really ****ed. Coach salaries will take a hit but when Purdue can demolish your NIL with their extra 50 million from TV money, not even Coach Prime can help ya.
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T9 isn’t getting changed anytime soon. They’re more concerned about making fun of Hunter Biden not-showing when he’s sitting right there.
 
Darth Snow said:
yea, again, they can't do this without some serious judicial gymnastics.

Congress has to change title 9.

Also, once this happens, all the non P2 schools are really ****ed. Coach salaries will take a hit but when Purdue can demolish your NIL with their extra 50 million from TV money, not even Coach Prime can help ya.
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Simplest move would be to not include football in T9 considerations.

Football pays for everything else and there isn't even a women's sport which mirrors it, so I don't think it's problematic to treat it as a different thing and say that athletic scholarships need to be offered in equal number for all other sports sponsored by the university.
 
Buffnik said:
Simplest move would be to not include football in T9 considerations.

Football pays for everything else and there isn't even a women's sport which mirrors it, so I don't think it's problematic to treat it as a different thing and say that athletic scholarships need to be offered in equal number for all other sports sponsored by the university.
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Politics, not logic, will decide this issue.
 
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