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CSU spanks barnyard tubes for fun
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jizzrag85
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You mean like when the moneygang does this after every incomletion, PBU, or INT?
Yeah but CSU sucks so this irrelevant haha. But, yeah good point there.
The difference being you have no life, and are a bitter, small minded tool.
Hand gestures are a bit different than having the coaches buy an official 'trophy belt' for them to wave on the bench. One is the players expression of pride, the other is a contrived gimmick by the staffYou mean like when the moneygang does this after every incomletion, PBU, or INT?
So you get to be disappointed twice most weeks.
So, just to be clear:
We could beat them by 50 points, and it would still only be the 5th worst spanking we've ever laid on them.
Are you dyslexic? I think you meant "balls deep".
Weird, I root for CSU in every other game. It makes the state look good.
Deleted member 807
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Kinda like how when Idaho Stafe wins, it makes Idaho look good.
Thanks for the info. I thought the belt was a "Life Champions" type thing. And when I tried to search for "pride belt" I got a bunch of results from something called RainbowDepot.com.
Anybody doubting Nik's "something called RainbowDepot.com" story, like he's never been customer of the month or something?
I did go shopping at International Male once in San Diego. Gay dudes got style. I realized I'm hopeless, though, and was just glad I didn't have to compete with them for dates.
Can't argue with you there. I'd be one lonely gay dude. I don't have the energy to do the amount of manscaping it would probably take to compete in those circles.
Luckily my wife is okay with the fact that I forget to shower most days off.
Deleted member 807
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Manacaping at Liver's house!
He'll even put plastic down.
He'll even put plastic down.
I am sure it has been said and debated for years and years, but CSU is a completely unnecessary football program! All it does is take away the depth of the Buffs, the only Power 5 program in the state that is capable of winning a National Championship! The reason that the Huskers are competitive is that there is no other program in the state to take away the prestige and the focus on the program. The University of Nebraska system actually cancelled and eliminated the football program at UNO (Omaha) so that there was never a chance for growth or other distractions. Omaha is actually now Division 1 for Hockey, Basketball, and Soccer and will be pretty successful. Without a CSU program, the entire state would be focused on CU and pulling for the same thing, just like our dear Broncos. I hate that there is a new stadium up there, and I hate that part of the state is split in loyalty and love for two programs, one that CAN win a National Championship, and one that CANNOT win a National Championship and that contributes to the challenge of competing for one! I wish there were 4 super conferences playing for the Top 4 CFP spots and every team from 49 and on could just play in a D2 type of league with playoffs and there own little celebrations. That way the real big boys would all focus on going to the right school.
Man am I fired up for Friday and angry as hell tonight.
Man am I fired up for Friday and angry as hell tonight.
BerkeleyBuff
Well-Known Member
Well alrighty then.
UNO is part of the same system as UN-Lincoln, considering their worship of fuskers football the decision was easy to pull off.
CSU is a completely different system. With the building of a $220 million dollar stadium they are absolutely not going to drop football.
What I do think is going to happen down the road is a complete restructuring of college football. The CSU dream is to get into a P5 conference and get their share of P5 money. Unless something strange happens they won't get their dream, they don't bring enough revenue potential to justify a slice of a P5 media pie.
I think we are going to see the P5 conferences restructure into 4 major conferences. A few teams may get added, a number will be bumped out (Iowa State for example)
The current G5 schools will mostly form the second level along with some of the very top FCS schools. The will not attempt to have budgets that allow them to compete with P5 schools. Probably a lower number of scholarships and no cost of attending stipends.
Attendance will go down some but with the lower expenses they will be able come closer to breaking even.
As you stated currently the sheep have zero chance of competing for a NC. Under the new system they should be one of the top schools.
They won't have the charade of playing at the "top level" but most of their opponents will be the same schools they are playing now in the MWC along with some Big Sky teams.
Bro! I'm so fired up!
BRO! SHOOT A MISSILE INTO MY CHEST! I'LL RIP IT OUT, TURN IT AROUND! RIGHT BACK AT YOU BRO!
I know that CSU is on its own and not part of the same university system, but that pisses me off more in a state the size of Colorado.
They are a competitor instead of a partner and a solution and the stadium just confuses the situation more.
The 48 team super league will be so much better for the sport, and I believe the next 48 or 64 teams below them will have a more manageable opportunity too operate effectively, and that CSU could dominate that level along with Boise State, Iowa State, Vanderbilt, Oregon State, North Dakota State, etc...
What would be nice is to have the kids that want to transfer up not have to sit out a year! If the 2nd division had a playoff for the top 16 teams, it would be an amazing experience as well. No games between the two divisions also!
They are a competitor instead of a partner and a solution and the stadium just confuses the situation more.
The 48 team super league will be so much better for the sport, and I believe the next 48 or 64 teams below them will have a more manageable opportunity too operate effectively, and that CSU could dominate that level along with Boise State, Iowa State, Vanderbilt, Oregon State, North Dakota State, etc...
What would be nice is to have the kids that want to transfer up not have to sit out a year! If the 2nd division had a playoff for the top 16 teams, it would be an amazing experience as well. No games between the two divisions also!
While we're in lala land, how incredible would it be for the state to win every football championship at every level?
Broncos win Subpar Bowl
Buffs win super P4 MNC
Lambs win the "former FBS schools that didn't make the final cut" natty
Mines or UNC win FCS
Mesa or Ft Lewis win DII?
It's only possible if CSU learns its proper place.
Meanwhile in the real world, all of those teams actually have legit chances of winning it all.
...
Except CSU.
It must really suck to cheer for a team that no matter how well they do, can't and won't be able to win the ultimate championship.
If CU wins every game they play in any given year, CU wins a national championship.
If CSU wins every game they play in any given year, they might get to play in and win a bowl game in January.
Broncos win Subpar Bowl
Buffs win super P4 MNC
Lambs win the "former FBS schools that didn't make the final cut" natty
Mines or UNC win FCS
Mesa or Ft Lewis win DII?
It's only possible if CSU learns its proper place.
Meanwhile in the real world, all of those teams actually have legit chances of winning it all.
...
Except CSU.
It must really suck to cheer for a team that no matter how well they do, can't and won't be able to win the ultimate championship.
If CU wins every game they play in any given year, CU wins a national championship.
If CSU wins every game they play in any given year, they might get to play in and win a bowl game in January.
I LOVE it when Santa comes in July! He
must've skipped your house because you've been naughty.
the plastic sheeting is not for your short and curlies.
it is for the blood to be spilt by the non-believers and such... or so the pamphlets tell me.
when a sheep is shorn and sacrificed the football gods bless those that cull the herd.
Deleted member 807
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I was wondering what happened to LammieFusker, CCSquared, and those other CSU posters. Freddie's next.
I can't stop laughing about this.
...and I still don't know what a "barnyard tube" is and how it applies to a Buffalo or CU.
Do you know who likes the stripes on CSU's astroturf field so much that he bought the shirt?
This guy. He's holding a handful of rubber pellets.
Blue's Clues is part of CSU's undergrad curriculum, BTW.
It's a sophomore course.
Deleted member 807
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So Freddy realized his trash talking game was so limited, he quit at 1pm Monday. What are the odds he makes another appearance? I put it at less than 20%.