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Official ****braska Hate Thread

I always find football analysis that starts with, “take away [insert incredibly important event here]” rather amusing.

You can’t just dismiss that many penalties or turnovers. Those are signs of undisciplined, and often overmatched, players.

Lol like this: "We'd have won if we don't give up a 96 yard TD on a trick play you ran from inside your own 5!"
 
Dear lord you turn it over 4 times against Ohio State and you're giving them at least 21 points right there.......Saturday night is going to be FUN

Pretty sure OSU would get all 28. We will most likely lose but it's still gonna be awesome. Love night games..
 
Getting punked on national tv (You guys are Saturday Night Football-so everybody will watch!) will hurt lol

Getting punked usually means it's unexpected. They're what, 5 in the country? Will still be awesome. We played up with them last year but they're a whole lot better this year from what I've seen.
 
Getting punked usually means it's unexpected. They're what, 5 in the country? Will still be awesome. We played up with them last year but they're a whole lot better this year from what I've seen.


You sure you guys are expecting a beatdown Saturday?
 
ahoelsken's obssession with the fuskers is making the rest of us look bad. You gettin owned by a human trash can dude, chill out.
 
Nah, ****'s getting weird.
Since when was that NOT the point?

Here's some good reading:

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This almost was me. *Almost.* LONG Story time:


I am an artist, and my main job before the one I have now was selling my work at comic, anime, and video game cons across the US and Canada, and sometimes in more countries. It was surprisingly a lucrative job if you did it right and I enjoyed it, and required a lot more work than people realized. But I digress, the point is I was familiar with the convention scene and this leads me to my next point:


I used to take commissions at conventions but I stopped doing them years ago because I got too busy and my art had improved enough that $100 felt too low for my skill level, and I’m all about artists pricing their work fairly and not working for pennies. A couple of years ago, just as I had started phasing out commission work, a man had approached me at a con. You get a lot of socially awkward people at cons, to be expected, but 99.5% of them are really sweet and just like to talk about stuff the dig. If you have a good amount of patience, it’s enjoyable.


But this guy... he immediately asked me if I did commissions. I said no, unfortunately not anymore.He asked me how much my prices were, and usually when people ask I just... quote some arbitrary high number just to get them to throw out the idea without outright telling them no. And if they want to pay it, well. Then we can talk. I said $350. He said, cool, done. In cash? I was stammering at him, not expecting him to go for it. Eventually I just asked him what he wanted. To make a long story shorter, he wanted furry art. Soft core porn to be exact. I had never in my life done furry art, but I knew how lucrative it seemed to be. I said oh, each character would be extra. NSFW would be extra too. This would be a big commission. He’s like oh no worries. How much extra?


This went back and forth for a while and to save time, he paid me $700, in cash, on the spot, for some furry porn. I wasn’t even mad, $700 is nice, so I said sure I’ll draw the furry porn. What do I care? I’ll fake sign it, it’s one and done.


After I did it in one night in my hotel room, I found he had taken my business card and had given my email to his friends who may be interested in commissioning art. The requests for weirder and weirder, but the pay stayed surprisingly good. Eventually, I ended up making a FurAffinity account under a fake name and tweaked my style and techniques enough that no one could ever trace the art back to me. I decided to just fully embrace the furry art bank life. It was open season — I guarantee you I was a no-name in that community and still made good money, so I’m horrified to think what the really *popular* artists get. I didn’t feel ashamed for drawing weird furry fetish porn, nor did I feel bad for kinda being a fraud. I provided a service, and that was it.


Things went downhill when I mistakenly befriended someone in the community. She was another furry artist, and we just sort of hit it off in the online community. She seemed like an edgy self-hating furry so our jabbing humor at the expense of furries made us bond. She was cool, all was well. Eventually I admitted to her that I didn’t actually give a **** about furries, and she took it in stride. Said she understood why I used the community to make money because she wished she wasn’t a ****ing furry either, but you can’t help what you like.


She told me that if I *really* wanted to make bank, I should go to a furry convention. I was immediately like **** no. Never in my life, but she told me about an anime con that I regularly attended that next year would be sharing the same venue and weekend as a furry convention. Just table hop, she said. She told me to split her table with her, try it out, see how I fared. I already had a table at the anime con, so I was like sure, why the hell not? What could it hurt?


We decided to even share a hotel room. This isn’t uncommon. In artist alleys many artists room share together since we have similar schedules and don’t tend to party hard because we are working. She seemed like a good person and it’s not uncommon to just meet someone irl when you’re rooming with them.


I arrived Thursday before the con, but the furry con had already started. I got a text from my friend to come sit at her table in the furry con “dealers den” for a few hours since my con didn’t start until Friday, just to see if it clicked. She had already checked in to the hotel room and had the keys anyways, so I picked up my badge and went. I was... surprised to find her at the table. In full fursuit.


They was the weird part. She was a self hating furry, or so she claimed, so to go full commitment and be in a suit was... ok. Hmm. I was already out of my comfort zone in the sea of furries, and my friend was supposed to be like my anchor, my guide through this Other world to protect me from this ****. I was immediately on edge. It got worse when I sat down and introduced myself and she did that... thing. That thing that furries do where they are in fur suits and don’t talk. She nodded when I made sure she was who I thought she was, but she just did the overly exaggerated cute poses and even had a ****ing squeaky toy in her fursuit to make noise. But she didn’t say a word. She hugged me, and somehow??? Managed to interact with customers who all knew her and adored her (I guess she was well know in the community) and if she wanted to communicate, would write. Or text in this big ass oaw things. She said she hates wearing suits but because she doesn’t have to talk in them, she doesn’t have to interact much with customers.


Okay. That I could kind maybe believe. Sort of.


At around 7 Pm we packed up to leave to go to the hotel room. She stayed in suit the whole way up. In the room I flopped down on my bed exhausted. I asked her if she was going to come out of that thing, understandably a little freaked out... from this whole thing. Then she did the thing that made me want to run out of the room, which I didn’t against my better judgment. I had flopped on the bed with the upper half of my body, my feet still on the floor, my shirt had ridden up my torso. She stepped in between my legs and ****ing TICKLED me on my exposed belly. I flipped the **** out, as one does when sneak attacked by tickles and wriggled out of her reach.


She made that “laughing” pose that furries do where they hold their paws to their mouths bashfully but still silent as ****. I was so creeped out. My go to way of handling stress like that is laughing it off nervously. She got the hint and motioned she was going to get a shower.


As soon as she was in the shower I decided I didn’t want to be there when she got out, for now. But instead of lugging all my stuff I decided I would come back for it, preferably with friends. But I needed a key, so I went to her wallet she had taken out of one of her suit pockets, and tried to find the keys I had seen her slip in to her wallet. And of course as soon as I opened it I just had to see her ID. I just had to, I was too curious not too. And when I opened it I looked at the ID slot and I flipped. My. ****.


Whoever was in that ID was not in any way who I was expecting to see on that picture. I didn’t know the super personal details of my friend besides her name and age and general descriptive factors. Mid 20s, white girl, etc. That was not who was on this ID. It was a man, with long greasy hair, glasses, and stubble, in his mid 40 or early 50s I’d wager. I was so ****ing shocked that I literally threw the wallet across the room after grabbing a key and ran the **** out of that hotel room. I took fifteen flights of stairs down to the lobby and called up a friend who was coming to the con freaking out.


I never saw the real person under the suit. My friend, a tall burly scary looking dude, went up for my stuff later that night with the key I’d grabbed. When he came back with all my things, he said there was no one in the room. I stayed with him in his room that weekend, and kept only to the convention my “friend” didn’t have a badge to get in to unless I was with a group outside of it. The next night I deleted my furaffinity account, blocked my “friend” on my chat app, and deleted every connection I had to the furry world. The money be damned. I would never venture in to that mess again.


To this day, that event still makes me sweat man. I have some really awful, funny, and silly con stories from my time as a traveling con artist, and this and one other incident top the list as the WORST(TM). I have still not recovered.


And that was how I almost became like the OP in the image, but got out just in time (I hope) before anything terrible happened.


**TL;DR:** I got catfished(??) by a furry and probably almost became a victim of some sort. All over furry art and my greed for that good good furry money. It’s not worth it. Don’t do it Friends. I don’t want to mention con names and stuff but if you googled “furry and anime con happens at same hotel” I’m sure you can find the magical con this happened at.
 
Getting punked usually means it's unexpected. They're what, 5 in the country? Will still be awesome. We played up with them last year but they're a whole lot better this year from what I've seen.
Congratulations in advance on the moral victory. You guys are piling those up like crazy these days.
 
Hey I'll take what I can get. Just bought a flight up as gameday is gonna be smack dab in our booster tailgate spot. Yeah If I'm going to get devastated I might as well pay money and witness it first hand.
That’s actually really funny. I like the thinking. I like the commitment.
Regardless of outcome have fun and safe travels.
 
Remember: Fuskers can only beat themselves, and I think this weekend they are going to lay an absolute self-beatdown of epic proportions.
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+17.5 in Vegas right now. Ouch.
The conventional wisdom is to always take a 10+ home dog and the points. Crazy **** happens in college football. As much as I’d love to see the buckeyes lay 70+ on the bugeaters, a closer game wouldn’t shock me. Their only other road game so far has been Indiana- not exactly a murderers row. OSU has a habit of reading their press clippings.
 
The conventional wisdom is to always take a 10+ home dog and the points. Crazy **** happens in college football. As much as I’d love to see the buckeyes lay 70+ on the bugeaters, a closer game wouldn’t shock me. Their only other road game so far has been Indiana- not exactly a murderers row. OSU has a habit of reading their press clippings.

I'd say Fusker is probably as talented as Cincinnati. Ohio State beat them 42-0. I'm betting Ohio State.
 
This game goes two ways: Ohio State sort of trips on their dicks and lets the Nubs hang around for a while, eventually winning by 17ish.

Or the Buckeyes score early and often, and the Nubs lay down. They don't really like Scott Frost, they know he's a fraud, and they aren't willing to rise up and play hard for him. Epic beatdown.

Either way, the Nubs are going to eventually lay down because it's so ****ing obvious that Scott Frost does not have anyone's respect. If the Buckeyes don't come out on fire and instead let them believe this is a game, then that lay down doesn't come this weekend at home. But that day will come before the year is over.
 
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