Official ****braska Hate Thread

[Kameltosis]

Ohhhh, like the Bon Jovi song?

And I'm the one not making sense!?

 

[Highlander]

Sounds an awful lot like booing and nothing like "SUHHHH!"

19:50 mark if it doesn't autoplay from there.

 

[The Ogre]

Ohhhh, like the Bon Jovi song?

Did you know Bob Jovi is like totally WVS’s cousin?! Pretty cool, fer a nub.

 

[Kameltosis]

Sounds an awful lot like booing and nothing like "SUHHHH!"

19:50 mark if it doesn't autoplay from there.

Dude you understand I was being facetious, right? Lol damn.

 

[ahoelsken]

Fuskers in the years prior to 62-36 and since.



But sure Cornholes, please tell us again how that game didn't change your fortunes permanently going forward.

They've had like 5 coaches since 62-36.......compare that with two between 1973 and that day. That was a program changing defeat, and they're lying to you if they say otherwise.

 

[Bison]

Dude you understand I was being facetious, right? Lol damn.

They will not forget LANDMAN after he lays a big hit on Martinez like he did to that csu QB last weekend.

 

[Kameltosis]

They've had like 5 coaches since 62-36.......compare that with two between 1973 and that day. That was a program changing defeat, and they're lying to you if they say otherwise.

12 and a half. Again, guys, check your facts.

 

[Bison]

12 and a half. Again, guys, check your facts.

That's the number of Cornhusker fans that it takes to make up a full set of teeth?

 

[ahoelsken]

That's the number of Cornhusker fans that it takes to make up a full set of teeth?

You're thinking of West Virginia fans-for Fusker nation, its probably double that.

 

[BuffsNYC]

Sounds an awful lot like booing and nothing like "SUHHHH!"

19:50 mark if it doesn't autoplay from there.

Seems like they were booing Alfred laying the wood a little after the whistle. Damn did I love that defense-Joel Steed was my hero.

 

[FlaBuff]

And I'm the one not making sense!?

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[WarBuff]

Sounds an awful lot like booing and nothing like "SUHHHH!"

19:50 mark if it doesn't autoplay from there.

Sounded like "pooooo" to me.

 

[Highlander]

They were saying "SUHHHHHH"
Stop your false information.

Dude you understand I was being facetious, right? Lol damn.

I would call that trolling, not being facetious, but let's roll with it.

fa·ce·tious
fəˈsēSHəs/
adjective

1. treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor

I would think any Nebraska fan would take it seriously when their last remaining championship status as the supposed greatest fans in college football and it is being threatened.

Your response being inappropriate humor fits perfectly as the only defense.

But still, we will let you join the Tennessee team as champions in life for your noble greatest fan status.

 

[Liver]

Sounded like "pooooo" to me.

This totally makes sense to me.

 

[Burrito]

This keeps running through my head.

 

[ahoelsken]

This keeps running through my head.

Is that Kristin Kreuk?

 

[torero]

Is that Kristin Kreuk?

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Dude you understand I was being facetious, right? Lol damn.

Damn cu shouldve won that game 49-12. Bienemy fumbles four times and Nebraska musters 12 points? pathetic!

 

[Bear Fiend]

This keeps running through my head.

Bon Jovi has cancer?

 

[TDforTD]

These are real responses in defense of Lincoln:

I love when they rip on how there is nothing to do in Nebraska...like those dorks are on the slopes 24/7 and on the hiking trails 24/7.

This actually drives me crazy. Honestly, I can't imagine if I lived somewhere else where "there is more to do".....when would I do it?

So....they sometimes go to the mountains. You know what??? I'm hanging out on my boat at the lake. Actually....a lake in central Nebraska THAT'S FILLED WITH COLORADO PEOPLE BECUSE THEIR LAKES SUCK!!!!

They act like they are posting from the slopes...we get it...you ski 3 times a year...congrats

This is why you are Huskers.

 

[ahoelsken]

These are real responses in defense of Lincoln:

I love when they rip on how there is nothing to do in Nebraska...like those dorks are on the slopes 24/7 and on the hiking trails 24/7.

This actually drives me crazy. Honestly, I can't imagine if I lived somewhere else where "there is more to do".....when would I do it?

So....they sometimes go to the mountains. You know what??? I'm hanging out on my boat at the lake. Actually....a lake in central Nebraska THAT'S FILLED WITH COLORADO PEOPLE BECUSE THEIR LAKES SUCK!!!!

They act like they are posting from the slopes...we get it...you ski 3 times a year...congrats

This is why you are Huskers.

You know your city is a dump when the top 3 things Yelp gives you to do are Nebraska football, a quilt factory, and a tractor museum.

 

[ahoelsken]

I was too busy staring at Kristin Kreuk to notice him

 

[Uncle Ken]

These are real responses in defense of Lincoln:

I love when they rip on how there is nothing to do in Nebraska...like those dorks are on the slopes 24/7 and on the hiking trails 24/7.

This actually drives me crazy. Honestly, I can't imagine if I lived somewhere else where "there is more to do".....when would I do it?

So....they sometimes go to the mountains. You know what??? I'm hanging out on my boat at the lake. Actually....a lake in central Nebraska THAT'S FILLED WITH COLORADO PEOPLE BECUSE THEIR LAKES SUCK!!!!

They act like they are posting from the slopes...we get it...you ski 3 times a year...congrats

This is why you are Huskers.

They obviously haven’t read the I-70 thread. We’re in the mountains all the damn time.

 

[ahoelsken]

They obviously haven’t read the I-70 thread. We’re in the mountains all the damn time.

Are they really talking Lake smack? Good lord I'm just picturing the **** eating grin I'm gonna have on my face leaving that stadium Saturday after we beat them.

 

[WarBuff]

They obviously haven’t read the I-70 thread. We’re in the mountains all the damn time.

 

[Uncle Ken]

Are they really talking Lake smack? Good lord I'm just picturing the **** eating grin I'm gonna have on my face leaving that stadium Saturday after we beat them.

I’m partial to Thunder Lake. I don’t feel there’s anything quite like it in nebraska.

 

[Mb2658]

These are real responses in defense of Lincoln:

I love when they rip on how there is nothing to do in Nebraska...like those dorks are on the slopes 24/7 and on the hiking trails 24/7.

This actually drives me crazy. Honestly, I can't imagine if I lived somewhere else where "there is more to do".....when would I do it?

So....they sometimes go to the mountains. You know what??? I'm hanging out on my boat at the lake. Actually....a lake in central Nebraska THAT'S FILLED WITH COLORADO PEOPLE BECUSE THEIR LAKES SUCK!!!!

They act like they are posting from the slopes...we get it...you ski 3 times a year...congrats

This is why you are Huskers.

A “lake” in “central” Nebraska.

 

[CUBUFF80]

Are they really talking Lake smack? Good lord I'm just picturing the **** eating grin I'm gonna have on my face leaving that stadium Saturday after we beat them.

Lake smack?!?!

 

[Bear Fiend]

These are real responses in defense of Lincoln:

I love when they rip on how there is nothing to do in Nebraska...like those dorks are on the slopes 24/7 and on the hiking trails 24/7.

This actually drives me crazy. Honestly, I can't imagine if I lived somewhere else where "there is more to do".....when would I do it?

So....they sometimes go to the mountains. You know what??? I'm hanging out on my boat at the lake. Actually....a lake in central Nebraska THAT'S FILLED WITH COLORADO PEOPLE BECUSE THEIR LAKES SUCK!!!!

They act like they are posting from the slopes...we get it...you ski 3 times a year...congrats

This is why you are Huskers.

You should be getting hazard pay. Whatever your AllBuffs bonus was last year, add 10%.

 

[LaserDeathHawk]

It’s finally hit me and it feels like an old sweatshirt. The hate is back and it fits perfectly.

What finally did it was the sanctimonious defense of their ADs actions with Akron.

The offer your school made them clearly sucked and was likely intended to set up this situation. Even if your Aunt Betty was going to cook those boys a hot dish and the local red hat sows were knitting doilies as fast as they could your AD still ****ed Akron. To make it worse they’re ****ing you on the tickets and you’re happy as an old pug licking the last bits of its own fresh **** out of the grass.

Your AD has ****ed Akron and is ****ing you and you giggling idiots love every minute of it because you’ve sold yourselves this vision that the school is "all class". And that’s almost inevitable because you have nothing else to put your hopes and dreams into.

Since your 3 semesters in Lincoln when your dad made you come back to try and save the farm your life has descended into a Honey BooBoo rerun with an wet tampon stuck to the screen and all you want is a break from your life on a Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the truth is, you just need a goddamn break.

But you know what? **** you. **** your mouth-breathing kids and your wife that won’t get off the naugahyde. **** the dirt patch you’re pouring your soul into trying to save. **** Tom Osborne. **** memorial stadium and the fans in it and the team of idiots that play there. **** your school and the legislature that supports it and the taxpayers that fund it.

We are going to beat the ever living **** out of you morons tomorrow and send you weeping back to daddy’s land.

**** knubraska.

P.S. I’m the mother****er that throws batteries