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Official ****braska Hate Thread

LaserDeathHawk said:
It’s finally hit me and it feels like an old sweatshirt. The hate is back and it fits perfectly.

What finally did it was the sanctimonious defense of their ADs actions with Akron.

The offer your school made them clearly sucked and was likely intended to set up this situation. Even if your Aunt Betty was going to cook those boys a hot dish and the local red hat sows were knitting doilies as fast as they could your AD still ****ed Akron. To make it worse they’re ****ing you on the tickets and you’re happy as an old pug licking the last bits of its own fresh **** out of the grass.

Your AD has ****ed Akron and is ****ing you and you giggling idiots love every minute of it because you’ve sold yourselves this vision that the school is all class. And that’s almost inevitable because you have nothing else to put your hopes and dreams into.

Since your 3 semesters in Lincoln when your dad made you come back to try and save the farm your life has descended into a Honey BooBoo rerun with an old wet tampon stuck to the screen and all you want is a break from it all on a Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the truth it, you just need a goddamn break.

But you know what? **** you. **** your mouth breathing kids and your wife that won’t get off the naugahyde. **** the dirt patch you’re pouring your soul into trying to save. **** Tom Osborne. **** memorial stadium and the fans in it and the team of idiots that play there. **** your school and the legislature that supports it and the taxpayers that fund it.

We are going to beat the ever living **** out of you morons in two days and send you weeping back to daddy’s land.

**** knubraska.

P.S. I’m the mother****er that throws batteries
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Well done sir, well ****ing done.
 
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LaserDeathHawk said:
It’s finally hit me and it feels like an old sweatshirt. The hate is back and it fits perfectly.

What finally did it was the sanctimonious defense of their ADs actions with Akron.

The offer your school made them clearly sucked and was likely intended to set up this situation. Even if your Aunt Betty was going to cook those boys a hot dish and the local red hat sows were knitting doilies as fast as they could your AD still ****ed Akron. To make it worse they’re ****ing you on the tickets and you’re happy as an old pug licking the last bits of its own fresh **** out of the grass.

Your AD has ****ed Akron and is ****ing you and you giggling idiots love every minute of it because you’ve sold yourselves this vision that the school is all class. And that’s almost inevitable because you have nothing else to put your hopes and dreams into.

Since your 3 semesters in Lincoln when your dad made you come back to try and save the farm your life has descended into a Honey BooBoo rerun with an old wet tampon stuck to the screen and all you want is a break from it all on a Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the truth it, you just need a goddamn break.

But you know what? **** you. **** your mouth breathing kids and your wife that won’t get off the naugahyde. **** the dirt patch you’re pouring your soul into trying to save. **** Tom Osborne. **** memorial stadium and the fans in it and the team of idiots that play there. **** your school and the legislature that supports it and the taxpayers that fund it.

We are going to beat the ever living **** out of you morons in two days and send you weeping back to daddy’s land.

**** knubraska.

P.S. I’m the mother****er that throws batteries
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Hmmm, I hope LDH is able to get into gameday form by tomorrow. He still seems a little sedate . . .
 
LaserDeathHawk said:
It’s finally hit me and it feels like an old sweatshirt. The hate is back and it fits perfectly.

What finally did it was the sanctimonious defense of their ADs actions with Akron.

The offer your school made them clearly sucked and was likely intended to set up this situation. Even if your Aunt Betty was going to cook those boys a hot dish and the local red hat sows were knitting doilies as fast as they could your AD still ****ed Akron. To make it worse they’re ****ing you on the tickets and you’re happy as an old pug licking the last bits of its own fresh **** out of the grass.

Your AD has ****ed Akron and is ****ing you and you giggling idiots love every minute of it because you’ve sold yourselves this vision that the school is all class. And that’s almost inevitable because you have nothing else to put your hopes and dreams into.

Since your 3 semesters in Lincoln when your dad made you come back to try and save the farm your life has descended into a Honey BooBoo rerun with an old wet tampon stuck to the screen and all you want is a break from it all on a Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the truth it, you just need a goddamn break.

But you know what? **** you. **** your mouth breathing kids and your wife that won’t get off the naugahyde. **** the dirt patch you’re pouring your soul into trying to save. **** Tom Osborne. **** memorial stadium and the fans in it and the team of idiots that play there. **** your school and the legislature that supports it and the taxpayers that fund it.

We are going to beat the ever living **** out of you morons in two days and send you weeping back to daddy’s land.

**** knubraska.

P.S. I’m the mother****er that throws batteries
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You’ve filled my heart with joy, thank you.
 
LaserDeathHawk said:
It’s finally hit me and it feels like an old sweatshirt. The hate is back and it fits perfectly.

What finally did it was the sanctimonious defense of their ADs actions with Akron.

The offer your school made them clearly sucked and was likely intended to set up this situation. Even if your Aunt Betty was going to cook those boys a hot dish and the local red hat sows were knitting doilies as fast as they could your AD still ****ed Akron. To make it worse they’re ****ing you on the tickets and you’re happy as an old pug licking the last bits of its own fresh **** out of the grass.

Your AD has ****ed Akron and is ****ing you and you giggling idiots love every minute of it because you’ve sold yourselves this vision that the school is all class. And that’s almost inevitable because you have nothing else to put your hopes and dreams into.

Since your 3 semesters in Lincoln when your dad made you come back to try and save the farm your life has descended into a Honey BooBoo rerun with an old wet tampon stuck to the screen and all you want is a break from it all on a Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the truth is, you just need a goddamn break.

But you know what? **** you. **** your mouth breathing kids and your wife that won’t get off the naugahyde. **** the dirt patch you’re pouring your soul into trying to save. **** Tom Osborne. **** memorial stadium and the fans in it and the team of idiots that play there. **** your school and the legislature that supports it and the taxpayers that fund it.

We are going to beat the ever living **** out of you morons in two days and send you weeping back to daddy’s land.

**** knubraska.

P.S. I’m the mother****er that throws batteries
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I woke up and read this....thank you for starting my day perfectly!! Now for my meetings and then the long drive through Nebraska.
 
ONE MORE DAY!

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My deep dive this week has included watching some of Adam Carriker's meathead podcast. Notice the shirt... definitely not a rivalry:

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LaserDeathHawk said:
It’s finally hit me and it feels like an old sweatshirt. The hate is back and it fits perfectly.

What finally did it was the sanctimonious defense of their ADs actions with Akron.

The offer your school made them clearly sucked and was likely intended to set up this situation. Even if your Aunt Betty was going to cook those boys a hot dish and the local red hat sows were knitting doilies as fast as they could your AD still ****ed Akron. To make it worse they’re ****ing you on the tickets and you’re happy as an old pug licking the last bits of its own fresh **** out of the grass.

Your AD has ****ed Akron and is ****ing you and you giggling idiots love every minute of it because you’ve sold yourselves this vision that the school is "all class". And that’s almost inevitable because you have nothing else to put your hopes and dreams into.

Since your 3 semesters in Lincoln when your dad made you come back to try and save the farm your life has descended into a Honey BooBoo rerun with an wet tampon stuck to the screen and all you want is a break from your life on a Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the truth is, you just need a goddamn break.

But you know what? **** you. **** your mouth-breathing kids and your wife that won’t get off the naugahyde. **** the dirt patch you’re pouring your soul into trying to save. **** Tom Osborne. **** memorial stadium and the fans in it and the team of idiots that play there. **** your school and the legislature that supports it and the taxpayers that fund it.

We are going to beat the ever living **** out of you morons tomorrow and send you weeping back to daddy’s land.

**** knubraska.

P.S. I’m the mother****er that throws batteries
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Hot dish. Lol
 
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