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Official ****braska Hate Thread

An ESPN article summarizing the Fuskers vs.Trojans game concluded as follows:

"Dante's ninth circle of hell is called "treachery." Then there are like 14 more he didn't write about, one of which involves being really into downloading bootleg Nickelback live shows, and then you finally reach something approaching where Nebraska fans are at right now."
 



Hehehehehe

I believe that the first rule of overcoming curses is that you don't deny the curse.

Instead, you acknowledge it and do something to exorcise it. Like in baseball, if your bat isn't hitting a curveball you sacrifice a chicken or if you're in a slump the way to get out of it is the "slumpbuster" - sleeping with the ugliest woman you see at the bar.

I strongly encourage Rhule to make sweet love to a warm rhunza on the 50 yard line prior to the Wisconsin game.
 
I believe that the first rule of overcoming curses is that you don't deny the curse.

Instead, you acknowledge it and do something to exorcise it. Like in baseball, if your bat isn't hitting a curveball you sacrifice a chicken or if you're in a slump the way to get out of it is the "slumpbuster" - sleeping with the ugliest woman you see at the bar.

I strongly encourage Rhule to make sweet love to a warm rhunza on the 50 yard line prior to the Wisconsin game.
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I believe that the first rule of overcoming curses is that you don't deny the curse.

Instead, you acknowledge it and do something to exorcise it. Like in baseball, if your bat isn't hitting a curveball you sacrifice a chicken or if you're in a slump the way to get out of it is the "slumpbuster" - sleeping with the ugliest woman you see at the bar.

I strongly encourage Rhule to make sweet love to a warm rhunza on the 50 yard line prior to the Wisconsin game.
You cannot run from Doom. You must face it. Acknowledge it. Embrace it.

But ****ing a rhunza? No, no man. Only a real idiot would do that. Like the fusker version of ahoelsken.
 
Raiola will probably transfer after this year. Maybe next year. He’s not staying at a place where he and his program are a national punchline.
 
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The first, most egregious missed call came at the beginning of the second half. The Huskers drove down the field on their first possession and got into the red zone. A throw to Jahmal banks was almost came down with in bounds around the four yard line and it was very, very obvious that his jersey was getting tugged.
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Well of course, Nebraska is the only team in college football that has bad calls go against them. The refs are clearly so biased against the awesomeness that is the big N that they can't help but make every call against the boys in red and white.

And if it isn't the refs clearly throwing the game it is the opponents cheating by blocking and tackling huskers while not letting the huskers block and tackle them.

Somebody needs to do an investigation into this injustice.
 
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